as a relief day care assistant, I used to hang a sign on the door of my room (usually the schoolies – they are bigger than my feet!) – “Any children left behind after 6 O’Clock will be sold into slavery” . At first I thought I’d get kicked in the butt, but the parents all had a laugh and nobody was ever late when I was at work (it helps if you are sleeping with the manager and are the owners son)!
Another wonderfull, wonderfull comment is: Procrastination is like Masturbation! In the end you are only @#^%#@^$ yourself! – I appologise for any-one that is upset by this language! I don’t lioke it myself but couldn’t help but laugh at it.
mines my signature as well
another i’ve always liked is the nelsen mandela speech,
Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate
our deepest fear is that we are powerfull beyond measure.
it is our light not our darkness that most frightens us.
we ask ourselves, who am i to be brilliant, georgeous, talented and fabulous?
actually who are we not to be?
you are a child of god. your playing small doesnt serve the world
Theres nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people wont feel insecure around you
we were born to make manifest the glory of god thatis within us
its not just in some of us, its in everyone.
and as we let our own light shine,
we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same.
as we are liberatedfrom our own fear,
our presence automatically liberates others.