Does this sound familiar to any of you?
Grown Up
25 signs you’ve grown up:
* Your house plants are alive, and you can’t smoke any of them.
* Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
* You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
* 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
* You hear your favourite song on an elevator.
* You watch the Weather Channel.
* Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.
* You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
* Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as “dressed up.”
* You’re the one calling the police because those damn kids next
door won’t turn down the stereo.
* Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
* You don’t know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
* Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up.
* You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers.
* Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
* You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM.
* Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning
of one.
* Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset,
rather than settle, your stomach.* You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not
condoms and pregnancy tests.* A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer “pretty good stuff.”
* You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
* “I just can’t drink the way I used to,” replaces, “I’m never
going to drink that much again.”
* 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
* You no longer drink at home to save money before going to a bar.* You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign
that doesn’t apply to you!!!CATA
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