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  • Profile photo of geogeo
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    A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents
    knew that, if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons were probably involved.

    The boys’ mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys.

    The clergyman agreed, but asked to see them individually. So the mother sent her 8-year-old in first that morning, with the older boy to see
    the clergyman in the afternoon.

    The clergyman, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, “Where is God?”

    The boy’s mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there with mouth hanging open, wide eyed.

    So the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner tone,
    “Where is God!!?”

    Again the boy made no attempt to answer. So the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy’s face and bellowed,
    “WHERE IS GOD!?”

    The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him.

    When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, “What happened?”

    The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied,

    “We are in BIG trouble this time, dude. God is missing-and they think WE did it.!”

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    Profile photo of qwertyqwerty
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    Good one Geo![biggrin][biggrin]

    Profile photo of steve3556steve3556
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    i thought little johnny, his brother and the corn flakes were going to get a run then



    Profile photo of westanwestan
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    Hi Geo

    yes i like it, next time i have to do a sermon at church i have ito add that one in somewhere.

    regards westan

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