>Subject: FW: WORDS WOMEN USE
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> > FINE
> >
> > This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right
> > and you need to shut up.
> >
> > FIVE MINUTES
> >
> > If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is
> > only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to
> > watch the game before helping around the house.
> >
> > NOTHING
> >
> > This is the calm before the storm. This means “something,” and you
> > should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with ‘Nothing’ usually
> > end in
>”Fine”
> >
> > GO AHEAD
> >
> > This is a dare, not permission. Don’t do it.
> >
> > LOUD SIGH
> >
> > This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
> > misunderstood by men. A “Loud Sigh” means she thinks you are an
> > idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and
> > arguing with you
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> > over
> > “Nothing”
> >
> >
> > THAT’S OKAY
> >
> > This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make
> > to
>a
> > man.
> > “That’s Okay” means that she wants to think long and hard before
> > deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
> >
> > THANKS
> >
> > A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say
> > you’re welcome.
> >
> > Send this to the men you know to warn them about future arguments
> > they
>
> > can
> > avoid if they remember the terminology!
> >
> > And send it to your women friends to give them a good laugh!
> >
> >
> >
> > Oh, and before we forget .
> >
> > “Whatever”
> >
> > …it’s a woman’s way of saying *!#@ YOU!
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[biggrin][biggrin]There are 3 types of people:1. People who make things happen.
2. People who watch what happens.
3. People who wondered what happened.Sounds like you’ve met my sister. Would love to send it to her, only I’d end up in the sin bin – again! Thanks for the chuckle.
Starglow
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