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    July 23, 2005 - 5:57 am

    An old farmer went to a pub and ordered a drink. As he sat there sipping his beer a young lady sat down next to him. She turned to him and said, “Are you a real farmer?”

    He replied, “Well, I’ve spent my whole life on the place, herding sheep, mending fences and branding cattle. So I reckon I am”.

    She replied, “I’m a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, watch TV, everything seems to make me think of women”.

    A little while later, a couple sat down next to the old bloke and asked him, “Are you a real farmer?”

    His answer, “I always thought I was. But I just found out I’m a lesbian

    Starglow

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    July 28, 2005 - 10:45 am

    Great joke

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