Jason finally gets to the Pearly gates and there’s all these clocks at the entrance.
He says to the gate keeper , what’s with all the clocks ?
Gate keeper says , they show everyones lies before they enter into heaven .
See this is Mother Teressa’s – the hands haven’t moved , she never told a lie .
This one here is Abe Linkon’s , the hands have moved two notches , that means he told two lies .
Jason , where’s Bush’s clock ?
Gate Keeper , Oh that’s up in the office, Jesus uses it as a ceiling fan .
Jason , Where’s Howards ?
Gate Kepper , Well that was powering the generator but it blew it up so it’s down in the workshop at the moment , the mechanics fitting gears to it .Cheers
good one, mate!
“There is no passion to be found playing small – in settling for a life that is less than the one you are capable of living.†– Nelson Mandela
Very funny!
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