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>>>A lonely older lady, aged 75, decided it was time to get married.
>>> >She put a wanted ad in the local paper that read:
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >HUSBAND WANTED. Must be in my age group, must not beat me, must not
>>> >run around on me, and must still be good in bed!
>>> >All applicants must apply in person
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >On the second day of the ad, she heard the doorbell ring. Much to
>>> >her dismay when she opened the door, there sat a man in a
>>> >wheelchair. He had no arms or legs
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >She asked sardonically, “You’re not expecting me to consider you,
>>> >are you?
>>> >Just look at you—you have no legs!”
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >The old man smiled, “Therefore no chance to run around on you!”
>>> >She snorted, “You have no arms either!”
>>> >Again the old man smiled.
>>>”Nor
>>> >can I beat you!”
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >The old lady raised her eyebrows and gazed at him intensely. “Are
>>> >you still good in bed?” she asked.
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >With a smirk the old man said, ” Rang the doorbell didn’t I?”
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There are 3 types of people:1. People who make things happen.
2. People who watch what happens.
3. People who wondered what happened.