>A lady walks into a BMW dealership. She browses around, spots the
>top-of-the-line Beemer and walks over to inspect it.
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>As she bends over to feel the fine leather upholstery, she
>inadvertently breaks wind.
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>Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has
>noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn’t pop up right now.
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>As she turns around, her worst nightmare materialises in the form of a
>salesman standing right behind her. Cool as a cucumber and displaying
>complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady with, “Good day,
>Madame. How may we help you today?”
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>Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have been
>there at the time of her accident, she asks, “Sir, what is the price of
>this lovely vehicle?”
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>He answers, “Madam, if you farted just touching it, you are going to
><edited> yourself when I tell you the price.”
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[biggrin][biggrin]There are 3 types of people:1. People who make things happen.
2. People who watch what happens.
3. People who wondered what happened.
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