Q. Why is it dangerous to do math in the jungle?
A. Becuase if you add 4 and 4 you get ate!Q: What’s do you call a donkey with 3 legs?
A: A wonkey!Q: Why wasn’t there any food left after the monster party?
A: Because everyone was a goblin!Anyone have anymore quickies?
Joel.
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another joke from my kids
Why did the belt go to jail?
For holding up pants!
Jokes like these are always my favourite:
Why did the elderly woman fall over in the street?
Cuz somone threw a fridge at herQ: What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence ?
A: About three thirty, but sometimes he comes about quater to four.Mal
Getting out of your comfort zone, can help you become comfortable
A few more:
Q: What’s yellow and smells like bananas?
A: Monkey vomit!Q: What did the zero say to the eight?
A: Nice belt!Q: How do you catch a rare bird?
A: U-nique up on it…F.[cowboy2]
Why did the Pilgrims pants keep falling down?
Because they wore their belt buckle on their hat.
What lies on the bottom of the ocean shaking?
A nervous wreck.
What do you call a three-legged Donkey?
A Wonkey Donkey.What do you call a three-legged Donkey with only one eye?
A Winkey Wonkey Donkey.What do you call a three-legged Donkey with only one eye that’s playing the piano?
A honky-tonky winkey wonkey Donkey.
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