A gynaecologists had become fed up with malpractice insurance and was on the
verge of being burned out. Hoping to try another career where skilful hands
would be beneficial, he decided to change careers and become a mechanic.He found out from the local technical college what was involved, signed up
for evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could.
When the time for the practical exam approached, the gynaecologist
prepared carefully for weeks and completed the exam with tremendous skill.
When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained
a score of 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, saying, “I
don’t want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I
wondered if there had been an error which needed adjusting.”The instructor said, “During the exam, you took the engine apart
perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back
together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark.”
The instructor went on to say, “I gave you an extra 50% because you did
all of it through the muffler.”Appointment with the Gynaecologist.
A Sydney radio station paid callers between $1000 – $5000 for people to tell their most embarrassing stories.
This story netted the $5000 prize.
“I had an appointment with the gynaecologist. On the morning of the appointment I received a call from his office to say I had been rescheduled for earlier in the day at 9.30am. I had only just packed everyone off to work and school and it was around 8.45am already.
The trip usually takes 35 minutes so I didn’t have any time to spare. I always like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn’t going to be able to make a full effort.
I rushed upstairs, threw off my dressing gown, wet the washcloth and gave myself a wash in “THAT AREA” taking extra care to make sure I was presentable. I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped into my car and raced to the appointment.
I was in the waiting room only a few minutes before I was called in. Knowing the procedure, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended I was in Cairns or some other place a million miles away from here. I was a little surprised when he said “My, we have taken a little extra effort this morning haven’t we?”, but I didn’t respond.
The appointment was over, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day was normal – shopping, cleaning, cooking etc. After school my six year old daughter was playing and she called out from the bathroom, “Mum, where’s my washcloth?” I called back for her to get another one from the cupboard. She called back, “NO, I need the one that was here by the sink. It had all my glitter and sparkles in it.”
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hahaha….nice one dude
That must have been a really big muffler.
I used to be a gynaecologist but i had to leave the proffession becuase i developed tunnel vision.
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