I guess these phrases are no news to most property investers
CHARMING – Tiny. Snow White might fit, but five of the dwarfs would have
to find their own place. See “Cute,” “Enchanting,” and “Good Starter Home.”MUCH POTENTIAL – Grim. Steer clear unless you have a lot of money and
believe your blind dates really did have nice personalities. See
“Ready to Rehab,” and “Fixer Upper.”UNIQUE CITY HOME – Used to be a warehouse.
HI-TECH/CONTEMPORARY – Lots of steel shelving with little holes – the
kind your dad used to store tools on in the basement.DARING DESIGN – Still a warehouse.
COMPLETELY UPDATED – Avocado dishwasher and harvest gold carpeting
or vice versa.SOPHISTICATED – Black walls and no windows. See “Architect’s Delight.”
ONE-OF-A-KIND – Ugly as sin.
BRILLIANT CONCEPT – Do you really need a two-story live oak in your
30-foot sky dome? See “Makes Dramatic Statement.”UPPER BRACKET – If you have to ask . . .
YOU’LL LOVE IT – No, you won’t.
MUST SEE TO BELIEVE – An absolutely accurate statement.
Or the greatest white wash of an excuse for a neglected building…”Selling just above block value”.
These are perfect for all REA’s…any problems highlighted, they shrug their shoulders and say “Hey you are getting it for block value.” all the while smiling ‘cos the asking price is 140K more than block value… [blink]
Close to transport – rail line in your living room
family neighbourhood – in the housing commission estate area
investor special – no one but a welfare recipient would ever consider living in it and even then would never pay you a cent in rent
Investors take note – come on suckers stick this one in your spreadsheet.
Motivated vendor – whoops we over quoted by 30% to get the listing now we have to do something to explain the price reduction
2/3 bedroom – vendor sometimes locks kids in the cupboard – they fell asleep in their once so technically its a 3rd bedroom.
Updated bathroom – someone changed the toilet seat once
Overseas vendor says sell – I thought all you had to do to own investments is put the numbers in investment detective.
Cheers
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what really gets me is
Great Investment: 4.3% gross rental yield + speculated capital appreciation.
And that’s not even a joke!
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[email protected]
Property Spotters living in NZ .
We are active in this market and buy Properties directly from the public. Maybe you want to sell?
Email now to receive info on the lastest deals.Don Nicolussi | Mortgage Broker - Home Loan Warehouse
http://homeloanwarehouse.com.au
Email Me | Phone Me"I think of finance as a technology, a way of getting things done." Robert Shiller
and
Commercial Property with multiple use potential – technically zoned commercial but this ex thrift store/op shop is 5 km from cbd and has no parking
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Property Spotters living in NZ .
We are active in this market and buy Properties directly from the public. Maybe you want to sell?
Email now to receive info on the lastest deals.Don Nicolussi | Mortgage Broker - Home Loan Warehouse
http://homeloanwarehouse.com.au
Email Me | Phone Me"I think of finance as a technology, a way of getting things done." Robert Shiller
and there are people who belieive it and buy properties based on what agents say!
scary!!!!
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