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    To smarten up the process of childbirth, a Project Team has been assembled…here are the members committed to the task ;

    1) Project Manager is a Person who thinks Nine women can deliver a baby in one month.

    2) Construction Manager is one who thinks a single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.

    3) Project Controls Manager is one who asks if the baby is in the budget (and if it saves money to adopt).

    4) Project Engineer is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.

    5) Section Engineer is a person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby.

    6) Client is the one who doesn’t know why he wants a baby.

    7) Engineering are still figuring out how to produce a baby.

    8) Procurement Team thinks they don’t need a man or woman; they’ll produce a child with zero resources.

    9) Document Control don’t care whether the child is delivered, they’ll just document 9 months.

    10) Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby.

    11) Construction Workers dont care…they just want the woman !!!

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