Sleeping Problems In Church

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>> >A man goes up to the minister at the local church.
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>> >”Reverend,” he said, “We have a problem. My wife keeps falling
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>> >during your sermons. It’s very embarrassing, not to mention
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>>disrespectful.
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>> >What should I do?”
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>> >”I’ve noticed this and have an idea “if you’re up to the task,” said
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>>the
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>> >minister.”
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>> >Take this hat pin with you. I will be able to tell when Mrs Jones is
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>> >sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific times.
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>> >When I motion, you give her a good poke in the leg.”
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>> >So, in church the following Sunday, Mrs. Jones dozed off.
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>> >Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. “And who made the
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>> >ultimate sacrifice for you?” he said, nodding to Mr.Jones.
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>> >”Jesus!” Mrs. Jones cried out as her husband jabbed her in the leg
>> >with
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>> >the sharp object.
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>> >”Yes! You are correct, Mrs. Jones!” came the minister’s quick reply.
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>> >Soon, Mrs. Jones nodded off again.
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>> >And again, the minister noticed. “Who is your redeemer?” he asked
>> >the
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>> >congregation, motioning toward Mr.Jones.
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>> >”My God!” howled Mrs. Jones as she was stuck again with the pin.
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>> >”Right again!” bellowed the minister, a slight grin on his face.
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>> >Before long, Mrs. Jones again nodded off. However, this time the
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>>minister
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>> >did not notice.
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>> >As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few hand gestures
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>>that
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>> >Mr. Jones mistook as signals.
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>> >Mr. Jones sharply poked his wife with the hat pin yet again as the
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>> >minister asked, “And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his
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>>99th
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>> >son?”
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>> >Mrs. Jones screamed, “You stick that fu*cking thing in me one more
>> >time
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>> >and I’ll break it in half and shove it up your as*s!”
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>> >”Amen!” replied all the women in the congregation
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There are 3 types of people:1. People who make things happen.
2. People who watch what happens.
3. People who wondered what happened.