A nice, calm, and respectable lady went into the pharmacy right up to
the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, “I would like
to buy some cyanide.”The pharmacist asked,”Why in the world do you need cyanide?”
The lady replied, “I need it to poison my husband.”
The pharmacist’s eyes got big, and he exclaimed,”Lord, have mercy!
I can’t give you cyanide to kill your husband! That’s against the
law!
I’ll lose my license! They’ll throw both of us in jail!
All kinds of bad things will happen!
Absolutely not!
You CANNOT have any cyanide!”The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her
husband in bed with the pharmacist’s wife.The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, “Well, now. That’s
different. You didn’t tell me you had a prescription.”“Money is a currency, like electricity and it requires momentum to make it Effective”
Count The Currency With This Online Positive Cashflow CalculatorThe pharmacist at the hospital I currently work at will love this!
Keep up the good work big R
Cheers
C@34Our greatest weakness lies in giving up. The most certain way to succeed is to always try something one more time.
– Thomas Edison
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