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  • Profile photo of kay-witkay-wit
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    The buzz word in today’s business world is MARKETING. However, most people often ask for a simple explanation of “Marketing.” In this explanation the person asking is a woman.

    Here it is:
    You’re a woman and you see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and say, “I’m fantastic in bed,” That’s Direct Marketing

    You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy. One of your friends goes up to him and pointing at you says, “She’s fantastic in bed,” That’s Advertising

    You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and get his telephone number. The next day you call and say, ” Hi, I’m fantastic in bed,” That’s Telemarketing

    You see a guy at a party, you straighten your dress. You walk up to him and pour him a drink. You say,”May I,” and reach up to straighten his tie brushing your breast lightly against his arm, and then say, “By the way, I’m fantastic in bed,” That’s Public Relations.

    You’re at a party and see a handsome guy. He walks up to you and says,”I hear you’re fantastic in bed,” That’s Brand Recognition.

    You’re at a party and see a handsome guy. You talk him into going home with your friend. That’s a Sales Rep.

    Your friend can’t satisfy him so he calls you. That’s Tech Support.

    You’re on your way to a party when you realize that there could be handsome men in all these houses you’re passing. So you climb onto the roof of one situated toward the center and shout at the top of your lungs, “I’m fantastic in bed!” Now That’s Junk Mail!!!!

    Profile photo of PropertyGuruPropertyGuru
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    have read this before but good one :)

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    Profile photo of Supa FreakSupa Freak
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    How about:

    Your friend is having trouble arousing her mate, so she call you for some tips” That’s Software Support

    Profile photo of geogeo
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    this was sent around previously on an email and is in the archives of this site but had the female and male’s the other way around…

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