Forward Forward Forward !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

are there a lot of people who are tired of forwards in their mails from someone . if so send this forward to them!!!!!!( if anyone wants an uncensored version i can PM u)

Hello, my name is Basmati Kasaar. I am suffering
> > >> > from rare and deadly
> > >> > diseases, poor scores on final exams, extreme
> > >> > ***ginity, fear of being
> > >> > kidnapped and executed by an** electrocution, and
> > >> > guilt for not
> > >> > forwarding
> > >> > out 50 billion ***ing chain letters sent to me by
> > >> > people who actually
> > >> > believe that if you send them on, then that poor 6
> > >> > year old girl in
> > >> > Arkansas
> > >> > with a b****t on her forehead will be able to raise
> > >> > enough money to have
> > >> > it
> > >> > removed before her redneck parents sell her off to
> > >> > the travelling freak
> > >> > show.
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> > >> > Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to
> > >> > give you and
> > >> > everyone
> > >> > you send “his” email to $1000? How stupid are you?
> > >> > Ooooh, lookyhere!
> > >> > If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I’ll get
> > >> > laid by every
> > >> > Playboy model in the magazine! What a bunch of
> > >> > bull****.
> > >> > So basically, this message is a big **** YOU to all
> > >> > the people out there
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> > >> > who have nothing better to do than to send me stupid
> > >> > chain mail
> > >> > forwards.
> > >> > > > Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will
> > >> > come into my apartment
> > >> > and
> > >> > sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing the chain
> > >> > which was started
> > >> > by
> > >> > Jesus in 5 A.D. and was brought to this country by
> > >> > midget pilgrims on
> > >> > the
> > >> > Mayflower and if it makes it to the year 2000, it’ll
> > >> > be in the Guinness
> > >> > Book
> > >> > of World Records for longest continuous streak of
> > >> > blatant stupidity.
> > >> > > > **** them.
> > >> > > > If you’re going to forward something, at least
> > >> > send me something
> > >> > mildly
> > >> > amusing. I’ve seen all the “send this to 50 of your
> > >> > closest friends, and
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> > >> > this
> > >> > poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow
> > >> > receive a nickel
> > >> > from
> > >> > some omniscient being forwards about 90 times.
> > >> > > > I don’t ****ing care. Show a little intelligence
> > >> > and think about
> > >> > what
> > >> > you’re Actually contributing to by sending out
> > >> > forwards. Chances are
> > >> > it’s
> > >> > your own unpopularity.
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> > >> > > > THE FOUR BASIC TYPES OF CHAIN LETTERS:
> > >> > > > Chain Letter Type 1:
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> > >> > > > Make a wish!!!
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> > >> > > > No, really, go on and make one!!!
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> > >> > > > Is your finger getting tired yet?
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> > >> > > > STOP!!!!
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> > >> > > > Wasn’t that fun? Hope you made a great wish
> > >> > Now, to make you
> > >> > feel
> > >> > guilty, here’s what I’ll do. First of all, if you
> > >> > don’t send this to
> > >> > 5096
> > >> > people in the next 5 seconds, you will be rap** by a
> > >> > mad goat and thrown
> > >> > off
> > >> > a high building into a pile of manure. It’s true!
> > >> > Because, THIS letter
> > >> > isn’t
> > >> > like all of those fake ones, THIS one is TRUE!!
> > >> > > >
> > >> > > > Really!!! Here’s how it goes:
> > >> > > > *Send this to 1 person: One person will be
> > >> > pi**ed off at you for
> > >> > sending
> > >> > them a stupid chain letter.
> > >> > > > *Send this to 2-5 people: 2-5 people will be
> > >> > pi**ed off at you for
> > >> > sending them a stupid chain letter.
> > >> > > > *Send this to 5-10 people: 5-10 people will be
> > >> > pi**ed off at you for
> > >> >
> > >> > sending them a stupid chain letter, and may form a
> > >> > plot on your life.
> > >> > > > *Send this to 10-20 people: 10-20 people will be
> > >> > pi**ed off at you
> > >> > for
> > >> > sending them a stupid chain letter and will napalm
> > >> > your house.
> > >> > > > Thanks!!!! Good Luck!!!
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> > >> > > > Chain Letter Type 2
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> > >> > > > Hello, and thank you for reading this letter.
> > >> > You see, there is a
> > >> > starving little boy in Baklaliviatatlaglooshen who
> > >> > has no arms, no legs,
> > >> > no
> > >> > parents, and no goats. This little boy’s life could
> > >> > be saved, because
> > >> > for
> > >> > every time you pass this on, a dollar will be
> > >> > donated to the Little
> > >> > Starving
> > >> > Legless Armless Goatless Boy from
> > >> > Baklaliviatatlaglooshen Fund.
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> > >> > > > Oh, and remember, we have absolutley no way of
> > >> > counting the emails
> > >> > sent
> > >> > and this is all a complete load of bull****. So go
> > >> > on, reach out. Send
> > >> > this
> > >> > to 5 people in the next 47 seconds. Oh, and a
> > >> > reminder – if you
> > >> > accidentally
> > >> > send this to 4 or 6 people, you will die instantly.
> > >> > > > Thanks again!!
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> > >> > > > Chain Letter Type 3
> > >> > > > Hi there!! This chain letter has been in
> > >> > existence since 1897. This
> > >> > is
> > >> > absolutely incredible because there was no email
> > >> > then and probably not
> > >> > as
> > >> > many sad pri*** with nothing better to do. So this
> > >> > is how it works: Pass
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> > >> > this
> > >> > on to 15,067 people in the next 7 minutes or
> > >> > Something horrible will
> > >> > happen
> > >> > to you like:
> > >> > > > *Bizarre Horror Story #1
> > >> > > > Miranda Pinsley was walking home from school on
> > >> > Saturday.
> > >> > > > She had recently received this letter and
> > >> > ignored it. She then
> > >> > tripped
> > >> > in
> > >> > a crack in the sidewalk, fell into the sewer, was
> > >> > gushed down a
> > >> > drainpipe in
> > >> > a flood of poopie, and went flying out over a
> > >> > waterfall. Not only did
> > >> > she
> > >> > smell nasty, she died. This Could HappenTo You!!!
> > >> > > > *Bizarre Horror Story #2
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> > >> > > > Dexter Bip, a 13 year old boy, got a chain
> > >> > letter in his mail and
> > >> > ignored
> > >> > it. Later that day, he was hit by a car and so was
> > >> > his boyfriend (hey,
> > >> > some
> > >> > people swing that way). They both died and went to
> > >> > hell and were cursed
> > >> > to
> > >> > eat adorable kittens every day for eternity.
> > >> > > > This Could Happen To You Too!!!
> > >> > > >
> > >> > > > Remember, you could end up just like Pinsley and
> > >> > Bip. Just send this
> > >> >
> > >> > letter to all of your loser friends, and everything
> > >> > will be okay.
> > >> > > >
> > >> > > > Chain Letter Type 4:
> > >> > > > As if you care, here is a poem that I wrote.
> > >> > Send it to every one
> > >> > of
> > >> > your friends.
> > >> > > > Friends
> > >> > > >
> > >> > > > A friend is someone who is always at your side,
> > >> > > > A friend is someone who likes you even though
> > >> > you stink of shi**, and
> > >> >
> > >> > your
> > >> > breath smells like you’ve been eating catfood,
> > >> > > > A friend is someone who likes you even though
> > >> > you’re as ugly as a
> > >> > hat
> > >> > full of ar****les,
> > >> > > > A friend is someone who cleans up for you after
> > >> > you’ve soiled
> > >> > yourself,
> > >> > > > A friend is someone who stays with you all night
> > >> > while you cry about
> > >> >
> > >> > your
> > >> > sad, sad life,
> > >> > > > A friend is someone who pretends they like you
> > >> > when they really
> > >> > think
> > >> > you
> > >> > should be rap** by mad goats, then thrown to vicious
> > >> > dogs,
> > >> > > > A friend is someone who scrubs your toilet,
> > >> > vacuums and then gets
> > >> > the
> > >> > cheque and leaves and doesn’t speak much English
> > >> > > > … no, sorry that’s the cleaning lady,
> > >> > > > A friend is not someone who sends you chain
> > >> > letters because he wants
> > >> > his
> > >> > wish of being rich to come true.
> > >> > > > Now pass this on! If you don’t, you’ll never
> > >> > have s** ever again.
> > >> > > >
> > >> > > >
> > >> > > > The point being?
> > >> > > > If you get some chain letter that’s threatening
> > >> > to leave you
> > >> > sha**ess or
> > >> > luckless for the rest of your life, delete it. If
> > >> > it’s funny, send it
> > >> > on.
> > >> > > > Don’t piss people off by making them feel guilty
> > >> > about a leper in
> > >> > Botswana with no teeth, who’s been tied to a dead
> > >> > elephant for 27 years,
> > >> >
> > >> > whose only saviour is the 5 cents per letter he’ll
> > >> > receive if you
> > >> > forward
> > >> > this mail, otherwise you’ll end up like Miranda.
> > >> > Right?
> > >> > > > Now forward this to everyone you know otherwise
> > >> > you’ll find all your
> > >> >
> > >> > knickers missing tomorrow morning.
> > >> >