Can’t live with them, can’t live without them. Advice on relationships straight from the mouths of babes…
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
1) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
— Alan, age 10
2) No person really decides before they grow up who they’re going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who
you’re stuck with.— Kirsten, age 10
WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
1) Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
— Camille, age 10
2) No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married.
— Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age)
HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
1) You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
— Derrick, age 8
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MUM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
1) Both don’t want any more kids.
— Lori, age 8
WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
1) Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
— Lynnette, age 8 (isn’t she a treasure)
2) On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
— Martin, age 10
WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
1) I’d run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
— Craig, age 9
WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
1) When they’re rich.
— Pam, age 7
2) The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn’t want to mess with
that.— Curt, age 7
3) The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry
them and have kids with them. It’s the right thing to do.— Howard, age 8
IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
1) I don’t know which is better, but I’ll tell you one thing. I’m never going to have sex with my wife. I don’t want to be all
grossed out.— Theodore, age 8
2) It’s better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need
someone to clean up after them.— Anita, age 9 (bless you child)
HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN’T GET MARRIED?
1) There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn’t there?
— Kelvin, age 8
And the #1 Favorite is……..
HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
1) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
— Ricky, age 10
I agree with Kirsten, Freddie, Lynette and Pam!
Such wisdom from ones so young!
I think Ive seen these somewhere before Emc, maybe in the Herald Sun? Great Idea to post them on the forum!
Trisha[angel]
hi trisha007,
these appeared in my inbox this morning, not sure if they came from the herald…glad you enjoyed them,
cheers, e x
And We think we know whats best !!! [biggrin]
Gotta luv kids……
You may know the cost of everything…. but what about the value ????
LOL, thanks.
Now how do I answer this question…. How come you wanted to make my sister before you wanted to make me?
Now how do I answer this question…. How come you wanted to make my sister before you wanted to make me?that’s a hard one, where do kids think up these impossible questions from?
e x
I recently told my almost 4 year old daughter Brianna that her and her brother Daniel were gifts to mummy and daddy from God. Her response? “Can we give Daniel back to God?”
Cheers
SonjaLOL. adorable.
Originally posted by emcdonald:HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
In all seriousness – I distinctly remember as a kid (of around 6) thinking that I could only marry someone who had the same surname as me – which is OK with my surname but imagine being weighed down with some less common names.
Derek
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Kids are a lot smarter than us you know. You’ve got to give them that. I don’t know one child with a full time job and kids! I went to see ‘Dodge Ball’ last night. I asked the lady behind the counter how much are tickets? She said $14 for adults and $7.50 for kids. I said ‘fine, give me 2 boys and a girl’.
Cheers,
Gatsby.Dear emcdonald,
I just found a diary I kept from when I was a baby.
Day 1. Still tired from the move.
Day 2. Everybody talks to me like I’m an idiot?
Day 3. I realised that from day one to day three my age had tripled! If this keeps up, by the time I’m 6 I’ll be 90!
Cheers,
Gatsby.…Also my friend has a child named Dennis who’s a midget. But he’s not a midget. He’s a midget dwarf! He’s the guy who poses for all those trophies!
Cheers,
Gatsby.nice one gatsby! lol e x
Dear emcdonald,
I think the most unfair thing about life is it’s all back to front! Don’t you think life would be better if we ended as kids? I mean life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death! What’s that supposed to be? A bonus? I think the whole life cycle is all back to front! You should die first!!! Get it out of the way. Then go live in an old age home. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then when you start work you get a gold watch on your very first day! You work for forty years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, have a few joints and get ready for high school. You then take it easy at primary school and become a kid. You play, have no responsibilities and then become a baby. You then go back and spend your last 9 months floating with luxuries like central heating, a spa, room service on tap and then you you finish it all off as an orgasm!
Cheers,
Gatsby!
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