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  • Profile photo of emcdonaldemcdonald
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    no offence to those who are blonde (i was once) but this brought tears to my eyes…

    A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, “Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to
    get started.”

    Her boyfriend asks, “What is it supposed to be when it’s finished?”

    The blonde says, “According to the picture on the box, it’s a rooster.”

    Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

    She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

    He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,

    “First of all, no matter what we do, we’re not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.”

    He takes her hand and says, “Second, I want you to relax. Let’s have a nice cup of tea, and then…..” he said with a deep sigh………

    “Let’s put all these Corn Flakes back in the box.”

    Profile photo of kay henrykay henry
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    That is VERY funny, emcdonald :o)))) hehe.

    kay henry

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    love it emcdonald – keep em coming

    I’ve found a way to help you save and earn whilst not selling or delivering any product. If interested, drop me an email or PM me to find out how

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    Yes I have to agree emc,

    I got this emailed to me yesterday too!!!

    It is definitely the BEST blonde joke of them all!!![laugh4][laugh4]

    Cheers,

    Jo

    Profile photo of CeliviaCelivia
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    I don’t get it![blink]

    Hehe (just joking)[biggrin]

    Celivia

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    Hey Cel,

    I thought u were a blond there for a second…[biggrin]

    I’ve found a way to help you save and earn whilst not selling or delivering any product. If interested, drop me an email or PM me to find out how

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    I love blond joke, especially reading it on friday night, oop saturday morning…

    Kind regards

    Jet Dollars
    “The road of some-day lead to the town of nowhere”

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    [laugh4] ROFLMAO [specool]

    You are a fool for 5 seconds if you ask a question, but a fool for life if you don’t.

    Profile photo of MrMakelaarMrMakelaar
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    You are funny Emmcdonald!

    Maybe there should be a joke forum!!!

    Profile photo of trisha007trisha007
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    Good one Emc,

    Luckily there arnt too many out there like that one…

    Trisha[cap]

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