A blonde policewoman pulls over a blonde woman driver for speeding and asks to see her licence.
‘What does a licence look like?’ the blonde driver says.
‘It’s a small thing with your photo on it’ the slighty annoyed cop says
So the driver fishes around in her bag, pulls out her compact and hands it to the cop.
The cop opens it up, looks at it and says
“Oh, if you had told me you were a cop, we wouldn’t have needed to go through all of this’
‘Have a nice day!’
“Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a handsome and well preserved body, but better to skid in sideways, thoroughly used, totally worn out and loudly proclaiming . …… Hell, what a trip !!”
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