Naughty Blonde Jokes

I have a blonde moment every day, I’m sure most of us do, but can you top these?

A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died.
After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.
She says, “What’s the story?”
He replies, “Just crap in the carburettor.”
She asks, “How often do I have to do that?”

A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right breast hanging out.
A policeman approaches her and says, “Ma’am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?”
She says, “Why, officer?”
“Because your breast is hanging out.” He says.
She looks down and says, “OH MY GOD, I left the baby on the bus again!”

Liz Wilson

Mortgage Lender