A duck walks into a…

A duck walks into a stockbrokers office and puts 500 bucks onto his desk, and says “I want to buy 500 bucks worth of Microsoft shares”. The stockbroker looks at him and says “But your a duck”.

Duck: “Yeah, I’m a duck, so what?”
Broker: “But you can talk”
Duck: “Yeah, I’m a duck and I can talk, what of it?”
Broker: “Where did you get 500 bucks?”
Duck: “See out the window, see that building site over there?
Broker: “Yes”
Duck: “Well I’m a bricklayer, and I get paid good money, so for the next
5
months I’ll be coming back here to buy 500 bucks worth of shares weekly”

Broker: “Listen, I’ve got a friend who owns a circus, and I bet you he would pay a lot more for you than what your getting now”
Duck: “A circus? Correct me if I am wrong, but isn’t a circus always traveling to different towns?”
Broker: “Yep”
Duck: “And don’t these circus people live in tents and caravans?’
Broker: “Yep”
Duck: “So why the f*ck would they need a bricklayer?”