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    Question:
    What is the truest definition of Globalisation?

    Answer:
    Princess Diana’s death.

    Question:
    How come?

    Answer:
    An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whiskey, followed closely by Italian Paparazzi on Japanese motorcycles, treated by an American doctor using Brazilian medicines!
    And this is sent to you by an Australian using Bill Gates’ technology, and you’re probably reading this on one of the IBM clones, that use Taiwanese -made chips and a Korean-made monitor, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported by lorries
    driven by Indians hijacked by Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen trucked by Mexican illegals, and finally sold to you by Jews.

    That, my friend, is Globalisation!

    “If You never never ask, you’ll never never know”

    Profile photo of SalubriousSalubrious
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    That’s a classic Geo!

    “Dont be looking in your back yard for a four leaf clover when the opportunity of a lifetime could be knocking on your front door….” “Even though you may be on the right track, you can still get run over if you sit there long enough”

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