Mathematics

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muppet
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March 23, 2004 - 5:21 am
Hi Guys
A Proffesor of Mathematics sent a fax to his wife, it read
Dear Wife
You must realise that you are 54 years old and I have certain needs that you are no longer able to satisfy
I am otherwise happy with you as my wife, I sincerly hope that you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you get this fax, I will be at the Hotel Grande with my 18 year old teaching assistant.
I’ll be home before midnight
Your Husband.
When he arrived at the hotel, there was a fax waitng for him which read as follows……..
Dear Husband,
You too are 54 years old, and by the time you receive this, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18 year old pool boy, being the brilliant mathematician you are, you can easily appreciate the fact 18 goes into 54 alot more times than 54 goes into 18.
So don’t wait up….
Your Wife
Regards
JetDollars
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March 23, 2004 - 7:36 am
I really enjoyed it and I hope when I am 54 years old I don’t have that problem….LOL
Kind regards
Chan Dollars
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Rubbachook
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March 24, 2004 - 12:04 am
Chan$ – You enjoyed the joke or are you saying you’re a mathematician?
JetDollars
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March 24, 2004 - 12:46 am
Originally posted by Rubbachook:
Chan$ – You enjoyed the joke or are you saying you’re a mathematician?
I wish I am a Mathematician because I love mathematics very much.
Kind regards
Chan Dollars
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YoungInvestor
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March 24, 2004 - 5:07 pm
HaHa! That’s a good one!! [lmao]
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