ATO!

A Dad walks into a market with his young son. The kid
is holding a five cent coin. Suddenly, the boy starts
choking, going blue in the face. The dad realizes the
boy has swallowed the coin and starts panicking,
shouting for help. A well dressed, attractive, but
serious looking woman in a blue business suit is
sitting at a coffee bar in the market reading her
newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of
the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down
on the saucer, neatly folds the newspaper and places
it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her
way, unhurried, across the market. Reaching the boy,
the woman carefully takes hold of the boy’s testicles
and starts to squeeze, gently at first and then ever
more firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses
violently and coughs up the coin, which the woman
deftly catches in her free hand. Releasing the boy,
the woman hands the coin to the father and walks
back to her seat in the coffee bar without saying a
word. As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered
no lasting ill effects,the father rushes over to the
woman and starts thanking her saying, “I’ve never
seen anybody do anything like that before, it was
fantastic. Are you a doctor?” “No,” the woman
replies. .”I work for the Australian Taxation Office”

Kind regards

Chan Dollars
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