Murphy’s Law on RE

Real Estate Laws

*That sweet little girl with the baby that you rented to, will start dating the mad motorcycle man from hell, … and several of his friends, … the very next week.

*Tenants have at least one relative get sick or die per month, so … they will just have to pay you later.

*If a tenant attempts to replace the washer in a faucet, plan on replacing the faucet; perhaps all the plumbing in the building.

*Prospective tenants who make an appointment to see your rental across town, often get kidnapped on the way there… so there was just no way they could call you.

*Tenants only lock themselves out in the middle of the night… or on Christmas.

*When a furnace breaks in mid-winter, it is always the heat exchanger.

*At least one tenant’s check will be “lost in the mail” every month.

*Every lost pet will find its way to your rental.
The hardware store closes five minutes before you get there.

*A tenant’s ability to see dirt and damage is much greater when the move in than when they move out.

*your best tenants always get job transfers during the worst rental markets.

*Everything in your rentals will break 100 times faster than in your own home.

*The insurance inspector always shows up to take photos of the building as you are putting the evicted tenant’s possessions on the curb.

*Tenants always swear under oath that the window was broken when they moved in.

*When a tenant calls and says, “Hi, how are you?” something is drastically wrong.

*If it exists, your tenant will try to flush it down the toilet.

*If you have any questions about anything, ask your tenants.

*If it is pouring rain, you can be sure the windows are open at one or more at your units.

*Proper disposal of chewing gum is in the carpet

[]ENJOYED them Kay.. how many ‘ring’ true ??

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