Could this be true ?

An Aussie and a New Zealander :
An Australian ventriloquist visiting New Zealand walks into a small town and sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog. He figures he’ll have a little fun.

Ventriloquist: “G’day Mate! Good looking dog, mate. Mind if I speak to him?”

New Zealander: “The dog doesn’t talk, you stupid Aussie.”

Ventriloquist: “Hey dog, how’s it going old mate?”

Dog: “Doin’ alright.”

New Zealander: (extreme look of shock)

Ventriloquist: “Is this Kiwi your owner?”, pointing at New Zealander

Dog: “Yep”

Ventriloquist: “How does he treat you?”

Dog: “Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play.”

New Zealander: (look of disbelief)

Ventriloquist: “Mind if I talk to your horse?”

New Zealander: “Uh, the horse doesn’t talk either…I think.”

Ventriloquist: “Hey horse, how’s it going?”

Horse: “Cool.”

New Zealander: (extreme look of shock)

Ventriloquist: “Is this your owner?” (pointing at New Zealander)

Horse: “Yep”

Ventriloquist: “How’s he treat you?”

Horse: “Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements.”

New Zealander: (total look of amazement)

Ventriloquist: “Mind if I talk to your sheep?”

New Zealander: “The sheep’s a liar.