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  • Profile photo of JetDollarsJetDollars
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    I was happy. My girlfriend and I were dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, quite much indeed, and that was my mother-in-law to be. She was a career woman, smart, but most of all beautiful and sexy, who sometimes flirted with me, which made me feel uncomfortable.

    One day she called me and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. So I went. She was alone, and when I arrived, she whispered to me, that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn’t overcome. So before I got married and committed my life to her daughter, she wanted to make love to me just once.. What could I say? I was in total shock, and couldn’t say a word. So, she said, I’ll go to the bedroom, and if you are up for it, just come and get me. I just watched her delicious behind as she went up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, and then turned around and went to the front door… I opened it, and stepped out of the house. Her husband was standing outside, and with tears in his eyes, hugged me and said, we are very happy and pleased, you have passed our little test. We couldn’t have asked for a better man for our daughter.

    Welcome to the family.

    Moral of the story:

    Always keep your condoms in your car

    Warm Regards

    ChanDollars
    [Keep going, you’re on your way to financial freedom]

    Profile photo of PropertyGuruPropertyGuru
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    I have read this before but good one[^]

    Cheers
    [:)]
    PropertyGuRu
    I want to be billionaire! [;)]

    Profile photo of Matt PMatt P
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    very funny! [^] i think u spend to much time reading jokes chan [xx(]

    Cheers Matt

    “If you do what you have always done, you will get what you have always had.”

    “Isn’t it time for a change?”

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    Profile photo of JetDollarsJetDollars
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    Originally posted by Matt P:

    very funny! [^] i think u spend to much time reading jokes chan [xx(]

    Cheers Matt

    “If you do what you have always done, you will get what you have always had.”

    “Isn’t it time for a change?”

    That’s why I like to share….LOL

    Warm Regards

    ChanDollars
    [Keep going, you’re on your way to financial freedom]

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