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  • Profile photo of JetDollarsJetDollars
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    A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He
    > decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and
    > watches to see what they do with the money.
    > The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets
    > her
    > hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very
    > nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more
    > attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed.
    > The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of
    > golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes.
    > As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the
    > money
    > on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed.
    > The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times
    > the
    > $5,000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a
    > joint
    > account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she
    > loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed.
    > The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the
    > money he’d given her. Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.
    > Men are like that, you know.

    Warm Regards

    ChanDollars
    [Keep going, you’re on your way to financial freedom]

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    [:D][:D]

    Cheers
    [:)]
    PropertyGuRu
    I want to be billionaire! [;)]

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    Chan$

    [:D] That is funny! [:D]

    Del

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    Hi Guys

    I should be reading these in morning.
    They would certainly set me up for the day.
    Instead of late at night before I go to bed.

    However they do finsh the day off nicely.

    Regards

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    Chan
    Me thinks typical male “visual” but no “vision” R.I.P.

    but still a good laugh[:D]

    Regards

    “Do not follow where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail” Ralph Waldo Emerson

    Profile photo of JetDollarsJetDollars
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    Muppet,

    May be I should consider posting one joke every morning just for a laugh that if I remember those.

    Warm Regards

    ChanDollars
    [Keep going, you’re on your way to financial freedom]

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