Captain & Camel!

> The new English Paratrooper Captain was assigned to a Irish Regiment in
> a remote post in the Lebanese desert.
>
> During his first inspection, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the
> mess tent. He asks the Irish Sergeant why the camel is kept there.
> “Well, sir,” is the nervous reply, “As you know, there are 250 men here
> and no women. And sir, sometimes the men have …m-m-m…. urges.
> That’s
> why we have the camel, sir.”
>
> The English Captain says, “I can’t say that I condone this, but I
> understand about urges, so the camel can stay.”
>
> About a month later, the Captain starts having a real problem with his
> own urges. Crazy with passion, he asks the Irish Sergeant to bring the
> camel to his tent.
>
> Putting a stool behind the camel, the Captain stands on it, pulls down
> his pants, and has wild, insane sex with the camel.
>
> When he is done, he asks the Sergeant, “Is that how the Irish do it?”
> “Uh, no sir,” the Sergeant replies. “They usually just ride the camel
> into town where the girls are!”

Warm Regards

ChanDollars
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