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  • Profile photo of JetDollarsJetDollars
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    > >> > > > > > > It’s all about making love through the courtesy of a
    > candle!
    > >> > > > > > >
    > >> > > > > > >
    > >> > > > > > > A young husband comes home one night, and his wife
    > >> > > > > > > throws her arms around his neck: “Darling, I have
    > >> > > > > > > great news: I’m a month overdue. I think we’re going
    > >> > > > > > > to have a baby! The doctor gave me a test today, but
    > >> > > > > > > until we find out for sure, we can’t tell anybody.”
    > >> > > > > > >
    > >> > > > > > > The next day, a guy from the electric company rings
    > >> > > > > > > the door-bell, because the young couple hasn’t paid
    > >> > > > > > > their last bill: “Are you Mrs. Smith? You’re a month
    > >> > > > > > > overdue, you know!”
    > >> > > > > > >
    > >> > > > > > > “How do YOU know?” stammers the young woman.
    > >> > > > > > >
    > >> > > > > > > “Well, ma’am, it’s in our files!” says the man from
    > >> > > > > > > the electric company.
    > >> > > > > > >
    > >> > > > > > > “What are you saying? It’s in your files?????”
    > >> > > > > > >
    > >> > > > > > > “Absolutely.”
    > >> > > > > > >
    > >> > > > > > > “Well, let me talk to my husband about this tonight.”
    > >> > > > > > >
    > >> > > > > > > That night, she tells her husband about the visit, and
    > >> > > > > > > he, mad as a bull, rushes to the electric company
    > >> > > > > > > offices the first thing the next morning.
    > >> > > > > > >
    > >> > > > > > > “What’s going on here? You have it on file that my
    > >> > > > > > > wife is a month overdue? What business is that of
    > >> > > > > > > yours?” the husband shouts.
    > >> > > > > > >
    > >> > > > > > > “Just calm down,” says the clerk, “it’s nothing
    > >> > > > > > > serious. All you have to do is pay us.”
    > >> > > > > > >
    > >> > > > > > > “PAY you? and if I refuse?”
    > >> > > > > > >
    > >> > > > > > > “Well, in that case, sir, we’d have no option but to
    > >> > > > > > > cut yours off.”
    > >> > > > > > >
    > >> > > > > > > “And what would my wife do then?” the husband asks.
    > >> > > > > > >
    > >> > > > > > > “I don’t know. I guess she’d have to use a candle.”

    Warm Regards

    ChanDollars
    [Keep going, you’re on your way to financial freedom]

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    Hey, it’s interesting

    Julian

    THERE IS ALWAYS A BETTER WAY!

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