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    > > Classic Version:
    > >
    > > The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his
    > > house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks
    > > he’s a fool, and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.Come
    > > winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The shivering grasshopper has no
    > > food or shelter, so he dies out in the cold.
    > >
    > > The Modern Australian Version:
    > >
    > > The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his
    > > house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks
    > > he’s a fool, and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come
    > > winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The shivering grasshopper calls a
    > > press conference and demands to know why the ant should be allowed to
    > > be warm and well fed while others less fortunate like him are cold and
    > > starving. The ABC and Channel 9 show up to provide live coverage of the
    > > shivering grasshopper, with cuts to a video of the ant in his
    > > comfortable warm home with a table filled with food. Australians are
    > > stunned that in a country of such wealth, this poor grasshopper is
    > > allowed to suffer so while others have plenty. The Democrats, the
    > > Greens and the Coalition Against Poverty demonstrate in front of the
    > > ant’s house. The ABC, interrupting an Aboriginal cultural festival
    > > special from North Queensland with breaking news, broadcasts them
    > > singing “We Shall Overcome.” Bob Brown rants in an interview with Jana
    > > Wendt that the ant has gotten rich off the backs of grasshoppers, and
    > > calls for an immediate tax hike on the ant to make him pay his “fair
    > > share.” In response to polls, the Liberal Government drafts the
    > > Economic Equity and Grasshopper Anti-Discrimination Act, retroactive to
    > > the beginning of the summer. And the ALP quickly passes it through the
    > > Senate.
    > >
    > > The ant’s taxes are reassessed and he is also fined for failing to hire
    > > grasshoppers as helpers. Without enough money to pay both the fine and
    > > his newly imposed retroactive taxes, his home is confiscated by the
    > > government. The ant moves to Asia, and starts a successful Agribiz
    > > company. The TV stations later show the now fat grasshopper finishing
    > > up the last of the ant’s food though Spring is still months away, while
    > > the government owned house he is in, which just happens to be the ant’s
    > > old house, crumbles around him because he hadn’t maintained it.
    > >
    > > Inadequate government funding is blamed, Kim Beazley is now appointed
    > > to head a commission of enquiry that will cost $10,000,000. The
    > > grasshopper is soon dead of a drug overdose, the Sydney Morning Herald
    > > blames it on the obvious failure of government to address the root
    > causes
    > > of despair arising from social inequity. The abandoned house is taken
    > > over by a gang of immigrant spiders, praised by the government for
    > > enriching Australia’s multicultural diversity, who promptly terrorize
    > > the community. Who says we don’t live in a democracy?

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    ChanDollars
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    Where do you get these from?? You must not be very busy at work…[:p][:p]

    Cheers,

    Jay

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    Just the stuff builded in the inbox for a long time.

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    ChanDollars
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    Hey Chan$

    Since you have so much time on your hands, how about you jump on a train and do a run or two. Gotta help the drivers out a bit.

    ‘Eat rich food, barbeque a yuppie’

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    Rugbyfan,

    who said I had so much time? I just want to shares some jokes with fellow forumites.

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    ChanDollars
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    >>Since you have so much time on your hands, how about you jump on a train and do a run or two. Gotta help the drivers out a bit.<<

    Leave him alone Rugby Fan. Do you want the mirth to dry up ?

    Pisces

    Barbeque a Rugby fan, soccer is a better pastime’

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    Originally posted by Pisces:

    >>Since you have so much time on your hands, how about you jump on a train and do a run or two. Gotta help the drivers out a bit.<<

    Leave him alone Rugby Fan. Do you want the mirth to dry up ?

    Pisces

    Barbeque a Rugby fan, soccer is a better pastime’

    Thanks Pisces

    So when are we going to have this BBQ stuff?

    COL

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    Barbeque a Rugby fan, soccer is a better pastime’

    You cannot be serious. Name me one Australian who does not want to play rugby for their country?

    ‘Eat rich food, barbeque a yuppie’

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    Frank Farina, Harry Kewell, Mark Viduka, Brett Emerton… LOL

    Cheers,

    Jay

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    PISCES….lol

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    ChanDollars
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    Anyone born outside of NSW or QLD who follow the one true religion of AFL!

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    Originally posted by p0sitiveCasHfl0w:
    Frank Farina, Harry Kewell, Mark Viduka, Brett Emerton… LOL

    Some of these guys don’t even want to play soccer for their country!

    Cheers
    Mel

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