Save a Grand!

> Two old friends were just about to tee off at the first hole of their
> local golf course when a chap carrying a golf bag called out to them, “Do
> you mind if join you? My partner didn’t turn up.” “Sure,” they said,
> “You’re welcome.” So they started playing and enjoyed the game and the
> company of the newcomer. Part way around the course, one of the friends
> asked the newcomer, “What do you do for a living?” “I’m a hit man,” was
> the reply.
>
>
> “You’re joking!” was the response. “No, I’m not,” he said, reaching into
> his golf bag, and pulling out a beautiful Martini sniper’s rifle with a
> large telescopic sight. “Here are my tools.” “That’s a beautiful
> telescopic sight,” said the other friend, “Can I take a look? I think I
> might be able to see my house from here.” So he picked up the rifle and
> looked through the sight in the direction of his house. “Yeah, I can see
> my house all right. This sight is fantastic. I can see right in the
> window.” “Wow, I can see my wife in the bedroom. Ha Ha, I can see she’s
> naked! What’s that? Wait a minute, that’s my neighbour in there with
> her…….He’s naked as well! The bitch!” He turned to the hitman, “How
> much do you charge for a hit?” “I do a flat rate, for you, one thousand
> dollars every time I pull the trigger.” “Can you do two for me now?”
> “Sure, what do you want?”
>
>
> “First, shoot my wife, she’s always been mouthy, so shoot her in the
> mouth. Then the neighbor, he’s a mate of mine, a bit of a lad, so just
> shoot his dick off to teach him a lesson.” The hitman took the rifle and
> took aim, standing perfectly still for a fewminutes. “Are you going to do
> it or not?” said the friend impatiently. “Just wait a moment, be patient,”
> said the hitman calmly, “I think I can save you a grand here…..”

Warm Regards

ChanDollars
[Keep going, you’re on your way to financial freedom]