Hi Guys
Actually two thoughts for the week.
1.
Women are not supposed to:
Snore,
burp,
Sweat or
pass wind
Therefore,we must bitch or we will blow up.2. TEENAGERS:
Tired of being harrassed by your parents?
ACT NOW!!!!
Move Out – Get a Job
Pay your own bills
While you still know
EVERYTHINGRegards
As a divorced parent with a 17 y.o. son, I love No.2!
Thanks for making me laugh.
[
]Shushar
“All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them.” – Walt Disney
Love No 2
Excellent – use it in years to come
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cheers,
bluecatDo today what you want to do tomorrow
This is today thoughts..[:o)]
Joke 1
Boy goes 4 Blood Test. Nurse takes the sample but can’t find
cotton so she Sucks his Finger! Boy is so happy he asks, Can I get a
Urine Test also?Joke 2
Do u know why guys fart louder?
Because in between his legs, there is 1 microphone & 2 speakers.Joke 3
A wife asks hubby how many women he had slept with?
Husband proudly replies only u darling with others I was
awake!Joke 4
A man ask doctor how to live longer?
Doctor ask him : U Smoke?
Answer : No
U drink?
Answer : No.
U play mahjong?
Answer : No
U like sex
Answer : No.
Then U want to live so long 4 what?Joke 5
A group of Ah-beng 1 2 go disco.
Outside the disco there is a notice, only 18 & above is allowed.
Ah-beng : walau wey, there only 17 of us.Joke 6
Phone rings & maid picks up phone as her master is
bathing….
When the caller asked what is he doing, the maid replied “masturbating”Cheers
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PropertyGuRu
I want to be billionaire! [] very funny
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]cheers,
bluecatDo today what you want to do tomorrow
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