TOP 20 OXYMORONS
20. Found missing
19. Genuine imitation
18. Good grief
17. Same difference
16. Almost exactly
15. Alone together
14. Living dead
13. Military Intelligence
12. Childproof
11. Synthetic natural gas
10. Passive aggression
9. Peace force
8. Extinct Life
7. Plastic glasses
6. Tight slacks
5. Definite maybe
4. Pretty ugly
3. Working vacation
2. Exact estimate
And the Number one top OXYMORON:
1. Microsoft WorksFive tips for a woman….
1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.
2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn’t lie to you.
4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.
5. It is important that these four men don’t know each other.[}
]REDWING“The man that thinks at 5o as he did when he was 20 has wasted 30 years of his life”
Hi Redwing
Had to use the dictionary to see what oxymoron meant.
Now I can see the point of your post.For those who don’t know what oxymoron means:
oxymoron nan epigrammatic effect, by which contradictory terms are used in conjunction eg living death.
Keep them coming.
Regards
Hey Guys,
im not sure if these are oxymorons, but ill give it a shot, ok i guess these might be wrong….
hot ice
peanut butterCheers,
sisGood try SIS,
Not sure about the peanut butter though []
How about,
Intelligent blond
Happy marriage
(lol…I can say that, i’m blonde and married [])Sue [:o)]
“Be careful not to step on the flowers when you’re reaching for the stars”
LMAO …[
][]1. Microsoft Workssimilar to:
council workers []
paper boy [][?][
] sorta…Regards,
Arty.
Why work all your life making someone else rich and not enjoying your own life. [^]Job security
Phil..
i once heard job security defined as “the ease in which they can replace you”
AND if you become ‘irreplacable’ yopu’ll never move up the company ladder
REDWING
“The man that thinks at 5o as he did when he was 20 has wasted 30 years of his life”
is icecream oxymorons……..COL
Warm Regards
ChanDollars
[Keep going, you’re nearly reach the end of financial freedom]
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