- redwingParticipant@redwingJoin Date: 2003Post Count: 2,733
TOP 20 OXYMORONS
20. Found missing
19. Genuine imitation
18. Good grief
17. Same difference
16. Almost exactly
15. Alone together
14. Living dead
13. Military Intelligence
11. Synthetic natural gas
10. Passive aggression
9. Peace force
8. Extinct Life
7. Plastic glasses
6. Tight slacks
5. Definite maybe
4. Pretty ugly
3. Working vacation
2. Exact estimate
And the Number one top OXYMORON:
1. Microsoft Works
Five tips for a woman….
1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.
2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn’t lie to you.
4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.
5. It is important that these four men don’t know each other.
“The man that thinks at 5o as he did when he was 20 has wasted 30 years of his life”muppetMember@muppetJoin Date: 2003Post Count: 900
Had to use the dictionary to see what oxymoron meant.
Now I can see the point of your post.
For those who don’t know what oxymoron means:
oxymoron nan epigrammatic effect, by which contradictory terms are used in conjunction eg living death.
Keep them coming.
RegardsStill in SchoolMember@still-in-schoolJoin Date: 2003Post Count: 1,844
im not sure if these are oxymorons, but ill give it a shot, ok i guess these might be wrong….
sisdiclemMember@diclemJoin Date: 2003Post Count: 537
Good try SIS,
Not sure about the peanut butter though 
(lol…I can say that, i’m blonde and married )
“Be careful not to step on the flowers when you’re reaching for the stars”ArtyParticipant@artyJoin Date: 2003Post Count: 884
LMAO …1. Microsoft Works
council workers 
paper boy 
Why work all your life making someone else rich and not enjoying your own life. [^]redwingParticipant@redwingJoin Date: 2003Post Count: 2,733
i once heard job security defined as “the ease in which they can replace you”
AND if you become ‘irreplacable’ yopu’ll never move up the company ladder
“The man that thinks at 5o as he did when he was 20 has wasted 30 years of his life”