- redwingParticipant@redwingJoin Date: 2003Post Count: 2,733
saw an intersting note on a workmates door
” The Brain is an amazing organ,
As soon as you wake up it’s active,
As soon as you get to work it shut’s down.”
Mine’s starting to shut down..[?]
And here’s a joke..[:o)]
Something of a Naughtical Nature
sometimes you get s#*#*#+d :-
A young woman in Sydney was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the harbour.
She went down to the docks, and was about
to leap into the freezing water when a handsome young sailor saw her tottering on the edge of the pier, crying.
He took pity on her and said, “Look, you have so much to live for. I’m off to America in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on my ship.
I’ll take good care of you and bring you food every day”.
Moving closer, he slipped his arm around her shoulder and added, “I’ll keep you happy, and you’ll keep me happy.”
The girl nodded yes. After all, what did she have to lose?
Perhaps a fresh start in America would give her life new meaning. That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat.
From then on, every night he brought her three sandwiches and a piece of fruit, and they made passionate love until dawn.
Two weeks later, during a routine inspection, the captain
discovered her. ” What are you doing here?” the captain asked. ” I have an arrangement with one of the sailors, ” she explained. “I get food and a trip to America, and he’s screwing me.”
“He certainly is,” the captain said. “This is the Manly Ferry.”Matt PMember@matt-pJoin Date: 2003Post Count: 645
Haha, well done redwing.
I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it 
“If you do what you have always done, you will get what you have always had.”
“Isn’t it time for a change?”PropertyGuruParticipant@propertyguruJoin Date: 2003Post Count: 1,502
Who want to be billionaire?Still in SchoolMember@still-in-schoolJoin Date: 2003Post Count: 1,844
“I get food and a trip to America, and he’s screwing me.”
“He certainly is,” the captain said. “This is the Manly Ferry.”