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  • Profile photo of muppetmuppet
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    @muppet
    Join Date: 2003
    Post Count: 900

    Hi Guys

    Here are some excuses for not winning the last game you played.

    The umpire is senile.

    My jock was too tight.

    It hasn’t been the same since the baseball strike.

    The sun was in my eyes.

    I felt sorry for the other team.

    My mind was on endorsement deals.

    It hasn’t been the same since instant replay.

    I snapped.

    I swallowed too much tobacco juice.

    When you win, the fans tear up your city.

    Those guys are good!

    I chose the wrong role models.

    I forgot to scratch my lucky crotch.

    Someone switched my Gatorade with ‘gator pee.

    Payola, obviously.

    That fire in my belly was just gas.

    I keep remembering Roseanne doing the national anthem.

    I got a cramp from signing autographs.

    I got realigned.

    It’s only a game.

    Steinbrenner!

    This court is too small for my enormous talent

    The earth’s magnetic field disrupted the flight of the ball

    The ref just hated our colours

    I didn’t want to make the others look bad

    I had a grasshopper hopping in my nose

    My shorts were on backwards

    It’s this cheap equipment

    My dog chewed up my lucky bat

    My socks must have shrunk, they felt way too tight

    I slipped in something awful

    I was trying too hard to impress the scouts

    I lost track of the ball when I was reading that guy’s tattoos

    I’m still burned out by Michael Jordan’s retirement

    The surface was slippery which cancelled out my speed advantage

    I slid on a worm

    I’m saving energy for when I turn pro

    That player I was guarding had breath worse than my dogs

    My old war wound is playing up again

    Weren’t you distracted by that huge burp >

    I was preoccupied with the renegotiation of my contract

    For having an excuse for every occasion then try this web site[:D]

    http://www.excuses.co.uk//

    Regards

    Profile photo of ArtyArty
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    @arty
    Join Date: 2003
    Post Count: 884

    Sorry I can read this post, my eyes are out for cleaning…. LOL [:D]

    Regards,
    Arty.

    [:)]
    “Why work to the age where you cant enjoy
    what you have worked for !.” (Author: Me)

    Profile photo of PropertyGuruPropertyGuru
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    @propertyguru
    Join Date: 2003
    Post Count: 1,502

    I don’t have enough time to read long post like this..[:P][:P]

    [:)]
    PropertyGuRu
    Who want to be billionaire?

    Profile photo of AdministratorAdministrator
    Keymaster
    @piadmin
    Join Date: 2013
    Post Count: 3,225

    Ill stick to well earned much used and never fail excuse!!

    “but I was looking at that cute guys buns..”

    OK it might not work for all of you……hahahaha

    Profile photo of ArtyArty
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    @arty
    Join Date: 2003
    Post Count: 884

    PInky !… Where Where ??? I cant see it… [;)][;)][;)]

    Regards,
    Arty.

    [:)]
    “Why work to the age where you cant enjoy
    what you have worked for !.” (Author: Me)

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