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  • Profile photo of camvivcamviv
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    October 22, 2003 - 10:58 pm

    I just got this in an email and thought I would share it [:D]

    Chocolate maths

    Work this out as you read.

    Be sure you don’t read the bottom until you’ve worked it out!

    1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate. [:D](try for more than once but less than 10)

    2. Multiply this number by 2 (Just to be bold) [;)]

    3. Add 5. (for Sunday)

    4. Multiply it by 50 – I’ll wait while you get the calculator…………….[|)]

    5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1753….

    If you haven’t, add 1752……….

    6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.

    You should have a three digit number ….

    The first digit of this was your original number (I.e., how many times you want to have chocolate each week).

    The next two numbers are ……….

    YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, IT IS!!!!!)

    THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2003) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND

    WHILE IT LASTS. IMPRESSIVE, ISN’T IT? [8D]

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    October 22, 2003 - 11:28 pm

    camviv…

    when I saw the title… im thinking..

    chocolate maths….
    1 for you .. 2 for me… 1 for you .. 3 for me…

    LOL [:D][:D][:D]

    Regards,
    Arty.

    [:)]
    “Why work to the age where you cant enjoy
    what you have worked for !.” (Author: Me)

    Profile photo of PropertyGuruPropertyGuru
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    October 23, 2003 - 12:17 am

    camviv,

    When I did my age come up 16 [:D][:D] and when Arty did his age was 66 [:O][:O] so he started thinking about chocolates..

    [8D][8D]

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    October 23, 2003 - 12:50 am

    it worked for me [:P]

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    October 23, 2003 - 12:57 am

    [:D][:D]camviv..

    I got 36 !! it worked [:D]

    What if you dont eat chocolate ?
    Does that mean you dont exist ? LOL [;)][;)][;)]

    Regards,
    Arty.

    [:)]
    “Why work to the age where you cant enjoy
    what you have worked for !.” (Author: Me)

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    October 23, 2003 - 2:24 am

    Arty you don’t eat chocolate?

    Ok I expect your easter eggs next year sent to

    camviv
    555 house street

    Sydney

    [:D][;)]

    although I must admit that I don’t eat that much myself anymore

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    October 23, 2003 - 2:37 am

    We have a lady at work she eats chocolate every 10 minutes..
    I think if she will this math then her age will come 1016 [;)][;)]

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    October 23, 2003 - 2:42 am

    camviv…*SLAP LOL [B)]

    of course i eat chocolate… I just asked LOL [:D][:D]

    Regards,
    Arty.

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    “Why work to the age where you cant enjoy
    what you have worked for !.” (Author: Me)

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    October 23, 2003 - 2:58 am

    Mmmmm…..

    Chocolate!

    I think I’ll go and buy a Mars Bar right now.

    Dino

    “If you don’t know where you are going, every road will take you there.”

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    October 23, 2003 - 3:28 am

    Down Dino ..down boy…………..[:)][:)]

    LOL

    its like the Flintstones.. LOL [:D][:D][:D]

    Regards,
    Arty.

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    “Why work to the age where you cant enjoy
    what you have worked for !.” (Author: Me)

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    October 23, 2003 - 3:56 am

    while all of you are doing your maths……can I have all your chocolate?? PLEASE!!

    Come on….hand over ya chocolate…pleeease.

    Give..me…the…chocolate…..plz

    Im not kidding now…just gimme the damn chocolate!!

    I said….Gimme the damn chocolate !!! [:(!]

    Dont make me hurt you…hand over the chocolate NOW !!

    Look ya annoying me now….GIMME! *SLAP!!*

    I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE !!!!!!!!!!

    .

    ~ If at first you dont succeed…destroy ALL evidence you ever tried to begin with! ~ :þ

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    October 23, 2003 - 4:02 am

    You send me your and Arty Pics and I will send you chocolate! [8D][8D]

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    October 23, 2003 - 4:04 am

    hey Pinky,
    Judging by your picture, it doesn’t look like you eat that much chocolate…[;)]

    Or do you eat it for the laxative affect [?]

    Sue [:)]

    “Be careful not to step on the flowers when you’re reaching for the stars”

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    October 23, 2003 - 4:07 am

    Pinky… hes bluffing … back away slowly !!> [:D][:D][:D]

    Regards,
    Arty.

    [:)]
    “Why work to the age where you cant enjoy
    what you have worked for !.” (Author: Me)

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    October 23, 2003 - 4:11 am

    quote:

    Judging by your picture, it doesn’t look like you eat that much chocolate…


    It’s old pic new picture will be on net tomorrow. [:P]

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    October 23, 2003 - 4:18 am

    Careful Amit… Pinky WILL find you ….LOL [:D][:D][:D]

    Regards,
    Arty.

    [:)]
    “Why work to the age where you cant enjoy
    what you have worked for !.” (Author: Me)

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    October 23, 2003 - 4:19 am

    you can hurt me…..you can embarass me…you can bankrupt me…you can take away my freedom…

    BUT NEVER GET BETWEEN ME AND MY CHOCOLATE!!!

    [:P][:P][:P]

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    October 23, 2003 - 4:25 am

    quote:

    you can hurt me…..you can embarass me…you can bankrupt me…you can take away my freedom…

    BUT NEVER GET BETWEEN ME AND MY CHOCOLATE!!!

    What do you like most Chocolate or Half Naked slaves [:P][:P]

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    October 23, 2003 - 4:27 am

    [}:)][}:)]….geeeez.. somedays I wish I was made of chocolate… LOL [;)]

    Regards,
    Arty.

    [:)]
    “Why work to the age where you cant enjoy
    what you have worked for !.” (Author: Me)

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    October 23, 2003 - 4:32 am

    ooooohhhhhh a hard one!!

    Chocolate….the one true food of the heavens

    OR

    Half naked male slaves….the one true food of the heavens.

    Decisions……decisions!!

    Ill take half naked slaves…smothered in chocolate !!!!!

    NOW THATS THE ONE TRUE FOOD OF THE HEAVENS!!! [}:)][}:)]

    ~ If at first you dont succeed…destroy ALL evidence you ever tried to begin with! ~ :þ

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