A joke

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Phoenixrising
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October 7, 2003 - 1:53 pm
A man was pondering about life, the universe and his own personal problems.He couldn’t find answers so he sought help from god
“God God are you there god”
God responds “what is it my son”
“Do you mind if I ask some questions”
” Go ahead” said god
“What is a million years to you”
God replies”A million years is like a second to me
Hmmm ok “what is a million dollars worth to you”
God said “a million dollars is like a penny to me”
At this stge he is getting excited and asks a final question “can I have a penny then”
God replies “sure in a second”
Cheers
Steve McKnight
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October 7, 2003 - 10:30 pm
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muppet
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October 8, 2003 - 2:56 am
Hi Guys
One One was a race horse and Two Two was one to.
One One won a race and Two Two won one to.
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Arty
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October 8, 2003 - 3:22 am
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Does that mean the 11 second rule would take 11 million years ??
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investorxdrawdinair
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October 18, 2003 - 5:17 am
Muppet, we used to write that in autograph books when we were kids (when dinasaurs ruled the earth -in the days when we had to amuse ourselves with things that weren’t computerised) but we wrote it:
11 was a race horse.
22 was 1 2.
11 1 a race.
22 1 1 2.
~a bit like the 22 that should have been “20 too” in the riddle about the twins.
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October 18, 2003 - 9:47 am
Azif was depressed with his living conditions. He took the mountain trek to visit the local guru. “I have 6 screaming kids, an unhappy wife, a shack measuring no more than 3 cubits and only one goat. The chickens have died and my calf was stolen. Guru, please advise me”.
Guru: Move your goat into the house for 2 weeks, then come back and talk with me.
Azif did as instructed, then reported back to the Guru. The house stinks, the wife is more upset, the kids can’t sleep, life is even worse since your advice.
Guru: Now remove the goat from the house and come talk with me in two weeks time.
Azif abided by the instruction and reported back:
Thank you Master .. the home is clean, my wife is happy, my children sleep soundly .. life is great!
Regards, Phil
Arty
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October 19, 2003 - 4:14 am
LMAO… see proves pets are a bad thing LOL …[]
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Arty.
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what you have worked for !.” (Author: Me)