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For those of us who use classified ads to get leads I hope none of our adverts could fall into company with these below….
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 YEARS OLD. HATEFUL LITTLE DOG. BITES.
FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 COCKER SPANIEL, 1/2 SNEAKY NEIGHBOR’S DOG.
FREE PUPPIES… PART GERMAN SHEPHERD, PART STUPID DOG.
GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. NEUTERED. SPEAKS GERMAN. FREE.
FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG. LOOKS LIKE A RAT… BEEN OUT AWHILE… BETTER BE A
REWARD.
SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE… ONLY USED ON SNOWY DAYS.
COWS, CALVES NEVER BRED… ALSO 1 GAY BULL FOR SALE.
NORDIC TRACK $300 HARDLY USED, CALL CHUBBY.
HUMMERS – LARGEST SELECTION EVER – “IF IT’S IN STOCK, WE HAVE IT!”
GEORGIA PEACHES, CALIFORNIA GROWN – 89 cents lb.
NICE PARACHUTE: NEVER OPENED – USED ONCE.
TIRED OF WORKING FOR ONLY $9.75 PER HOUR? WE OFFER PROFIT SHARING AND
FLEXIBLE HOURS. STARTING PAY: $7 — $9 PER HOUR.
EXERCISE EQUIPMENT: QUEEN SIZE MATTRESS & BOX SPRINGS – $175.
JOINING NUDIST COLONY! MUST SELL WASHER &DRYER $300.
ALZHEIMER’S CENTER PREPARES FOR “AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER”.
OPEN HOUSE: BODY SHAPERS TONING SALON. FREE COFFEE &DONUTS.
FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica. 45 volumes.
Excellent condition. $1,000.00 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married
last month. Freakin’ Wife knows everything!Have A Good Day..
CheersPete
…Beware of the dreamtakers…
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