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    G’day Steve,

    “a. Save less than you earn”

    Should a be “SPEND less than you earn???”

    Have an awesome day!!!

    Cheers
    watto

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    G’day Racheal,

    How about posting some numbers on these deals so we can make a decision to persue them or not.

    Just basic numbers will do at this point…

    Purchase Price $
    Expected Legals for area
    Rates
    Rents

    Also a brief description of the property would be good.

    cheers
    watto

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    simply put….

    “don’t be an oxygen thief”

    cheers
    watto

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    I posted this one sometime ago and still wet myself with laughter everytime i read it….

    quote:



    G’day all,

    Thought some might get a chuckle from these…..

    Apparently these are from actual Performance Evaluations, there are some absolute crackers in here.

    “Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.”

    “I would not allow this employee to breed.”

    “This employee is really not much of a has-been, but more
    of a definite won’t be.”

    “Works well when under constant supervision and cornered
    like a rat in a trap.”

    “When she opens her mouth, it seems it is only to change feet.”

    “He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle.”

    “This young lady has delusions of adequacy.”

    “He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails
    to achieve them.”

    “This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an
    idiot.”

    “This employee should go far, and the sooner he starts, the better.”

    “Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thing to hold it
    all together.”

    “A gross ignoramus 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus.”

    “He doesn’t have ulcers, but he’s a carrier.”

    “I would like to go hunting with him sometime.”

    “He’s been working with glue too much.”

    “He would argue with a signpost.”

    “He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves the room.”

    “When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell.”

    “If you see two people talking and one looks bored, he’s the other one.”

    “A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on.”

    “A prime candidate for natural de-selection.”

    “Donated his brain to science before he was done using it.”

    “Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn’t coming.”

    “He’s got two brains, one is lost and the other is out looking for it”

    “If he were any more stupid, he’d have to be watered twice a week.”

    “If you gave him a penny for his thoughts, you’d get
    change.”

    “If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.”

    “It’s hard to believe he beat out 1,000,000 other sperm.”

    “One neuron short of a synapse.”

    “Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only
    gargled.”

    “Takes him 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.”

    “The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead.”

    cheers
    watto

    Posted – 12/09/2003 : 9:52:43 PM

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    cheers
    watto

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    ummmm i think this what u need….

    server: irc.blitzed.org

    Port: 6667

    All welcome…..

    cheers
    watto

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    G’day all,

    Somersoft forum has a pretty good chat room. Always someone about willing to chat about almost anything…

    Use mIRC or use the chatroom link in the forum home page…

    “Welcome to the Investment Property Chatroom (#ipchat), watto!

    When you enter the chatroom, you will be identified using your preferred nickname: watto.
    If you want to change your preference you need to edit your profile (in the user control panel).
    At the bottom of the page in the “Additional Information” section, you can enter your preferred nickname in the “Chat Nickname:” field. Hit the “Submit Modifications” button to save your changes.
    You can use your forum nickname if you wish, or you can choose a totally new name.
    Alternatively you can change it temporarily once you are in the chat using the /nick command.
    By entering the information into your profile, you won’t need to change it every time you enter the chatroom.

    For example, once in the chatroom, to change your nickname to stuart, you would type:

    /nick stuart

    When you enter the chatroom, if your nickname is already taken, you will be assigned a random nickname that may look something like “s15678”, you should use the /nick command to choose a new nickname.

    Note: To use this chat feature you must be using a Java enabled browser such as Netscape Navigator 3.0 (or higher) or Microsoft Internet Explorer 3.0 (or higher).

    The first time you use the chat software on your machine, you will be asked for permission to install and run it. Please grant the permission when the pop up window appears from Netscape or IE. The window will say something similar to: “Do you want to install and run “jIRC applet” signed on 15/02/2002 6:29PM and distributed by: JPilot Software Company”… you MUST click on “yes” to allow the chat to work !

    You can also access the #ipchat channel with any IRC client. Just point it to irc.blitzed.org:6667 and join the #ipchat channel. You can download an IRC client from http://www.mirc.com/. “

    Come in and join us all…

    Cheers
    watto

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    G’day all,

    Thought some might get a chuckle from these…..

    Apparently these are from actual Performance Evaluations, there are some absolute crackers in here.

    “Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.”

    “I would not allow this employee to breed.”

    “This employee is really not much of a has-been, but more
    of a definite won’t be.”

    “Works well when under constant supervision and cornered
    like a rat in a trap.”

    “When she opens her mouth, it seems it is only to change feet.”

    “He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle.”

    “This young lady has delusions of adequacy.”

    “He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails
    to achieve them.”

    “This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an
    idiot.”

    “This employee should go far, and the sooner he starts, the better.”

    “Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thing to hold it
    all together.”

    “A gross ignoramus 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus.”

    “He doesn’t have ulcers, but he’s a carrier.”

    “I would like to go hunting with him sometime.”

    “He’s been working with glue too much.”

    “He would argue with a signpost.”

    “He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves the room.”

    “When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell.”

    “If you see two people talking and one looks bored, he’s the other one.”

    “A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on.”

    “A prime candidate for natural de-selection.”

    “Donated his brain to science before he was done using it.”

    “Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn’t coming.”

    “He’s got two brains, one is lost and the other is out looking for it”

    “If he were any more stupid, he’d have to be watered twice a week.”

    “If you gave him a penny for his thoughts, you’d get
    change.”

    “If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.”

    “It’s hard to believe he beat out 1,000,000 other sperm.”

    “One neuron short of a synapse.”

    “Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only
    gargled.”

    “Takes him 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.”

    “The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead.”

    cheers
    watto

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    G’day JayJay,

    A similar thread was started over at the somersoft forum….

    http://www.somersoft.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=10814

    Its not quite as simple as suggested….things to consider are fire ratings between dwellings, possibly fire escapes depending on state plus lots of other things…

    Good luck its well worth the effort to find out what can be done.

    cheers
    watto

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    G’day Steve,

    Congratulations on the book release. Looking forward to having a read.

    Could u just clarify the special offer for online orders…

    “Special Offer
    Demand for this book is understandably expected to be huge, and the only place where you are guaranteed to get a copy that’s shipped the next working day after your order is here at http://www.PropertyInvesting.com

    Furthermore, as a very special offer in the first month of release, we’ll waiver the normal handling fee and pay the postage on your behalf. That means you can have a book shipped from our office on usually the same day as your order for the low price of $29.95.

    Lastly, as a real bonus, the first 100 orders filled will receive a personalised signed copy.”

    In the above u offer to cover the cost of postage, the shopping cart shows the books value at $20.00 and P&H @ $9.95, when i goto the check out it wants the full price of $29.95????

    I’m a little confused…..

    cheers
    watto

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    G’day go girl,

    this might be of some use….

    Extracted from…

    http://www.travelmate.com.au/MapMaker/MapMaker.asp?TM_Page=Mapmaker

    1 Start at ELIZABETH STREET MELBOURNE SE 464 meters 40 Seconds

    2 Turn left FLINDERS STREET MELBOURNE E 694 meters 59 Seconds

    3 Turn right BATMAN AVENUE MELBOURNE SE 1.84 kms 2:15 Minutes

    4 Continues as SOUTH EASTERN FREEWAY MELBOURNE SE 56 meters 2 Seconds

    5 Continues as CITYLINK MELBOURNE SE 5.46 kms 3:09 Minutes

    6 Continues as MONASH FREEWAY KOOYONG SE 7.04 kms 4:06 Minutes

    7 Continues as WARRIGAL HIGHWAY EXIT CHADSTONE SE 5.82 kms 7:19 Minutes

    8 Turn left OLD DANDENONG ROAD OAKLEIGH SOUTH SE 3.37 kms 4:57 Minutes

    End 24.74 kms 23:27 Minutes

    cheers
    watto

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    Goal Setting e-book link….

    Got this link in my email thought someone might find it useful…

    http://www.freegoalsettingbook.com/goalsetting.pdf

    cheers
    watto

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    PT Bear posted this link on the somersoft forum and it is a bit of fun when u work out how to drive it…..

    http://www.ausimage.com.au/ausimage/ausimage.cfm

    look for the blue enter button, then select aerial images and take a different look at your IP’s….

    cheers
    watto

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    Gees sorry i missed this thread 1st time.

    I hope the reno went well and has added some value.

    Good to see u back and active again.

    Cheers
    watto

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    now u have the fun and joy of waiting for the banks docs to be prepared….

    Start hassling early to make sure they will be ready with time to spare…

    Cheers
    watto

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    Here’s my feeble attempt…

    Bricks n Sticks The Positive Way…

    It’s not about the property It’s about the people…

    Cheers
    watto

    cheers
    watto

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    G’day again,

    Here is a quick link into some of Oztralias leading daily newspaper sites….

    http://www.dailyearth.com/IntnNews/australia.html

    “Australia Newspapers
    CIA Factbook on Australia”

    Check out the CIA Factbook there is some interesting titbits to be found….not particuarly property related thou…

    Cheers
    watto [:)]

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    G’day All,

    Here are a couple of links with tons of free articles to download and read….

    Use the search functions to find the stuff you want to read about……

    http://www.taxlegal.com.au/index.html

    “Our Firm
    Kevin Munro & Associates is a leading taxation practice, situated in Sydney CBD. We specialise in the provision of taxation advice and planning, corporate advice, superannuation information and commercial and business services. Our practice emphasises domestic and international business tax advice in relation to the various State and Federal tax laws.”

    http://www.chrisbatten.com.au/

    “Acquiring investment or business assets in your own name or a company is a mistake.”

    http://www.taxlawyers.com.au/

    “Interested in tax? Want to know what a 3 Generation Testamentary Trust is? Want to know how the government can inflict CGT on even your Family Home when you die? Then this tax site is for you.”

    Cheers
    watto [:)]

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    Just to add to FW’s post….

    March Melb MSN group meeting – Michael Yardney guest speaker (post #1)

    Folks,

    Michael Yardney of Metropole Properties has agreed to come along as our guest speaker for our next Melbourne MSN meeting to be held at Swinburne… we intend to run the next meeting on Thursday the 20th of March, (at Swinburne – Hawthorn)

    Michael suggested he could talk to us about :
    1. How to choose a top performing investment property
    2. How to avoid the biggest mistakes made by investors
    3. How to avoid the biggest mistakes made by landlords

    Due to his development background, I would also suggest we ask him to briefly cover subdivisions/development, but I know we will be limitted to time… if you have any other suggestions (keeping in mind that we only have a max of 3hrs to cover this in) feel free to give me some feedback…

    Note: these are free meetings (no cost) consisting of forum members from both the Somersoft & MSN forums…

    Cheers,

    MannyB.

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    Here’s another option. I have not used them but did get quotes and prices seemed reasonable.

    http://www.matrixmg.com/quantity%20surveying.htm

    I just recieved a fax quote from DEPpro who will be doing a trip to Tasmania shortly and they were slightly more expensive than the above company.

    cheers
    watto

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    No Problem BDM,

    Glad i could help in some small way…

    I know i for one have recieved help and support from members here and at other forums such as Jan and Ian Somers found here….

    http://www.somersoft.com/forums/index.php?s=

    or over here at the Ninemsn group….

    http://groups.msn.com/PropertyInvestment/welcome.msnw

    cheers
    watto

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