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Hi Bear,
Hope all is well for you mate…take care of urself… it’s been a while since I’ve been on here too – circumstances just arise sometimes.
God Bless
Kind regards,
George.I’ve found a way to help you save and earn whilst not selling or delivering any product. If interested, drop me an email or PM me to find out how
Two women friends had gone for a girl’s night out, but had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking
>home, they needed to pee, so they stopped in the
cemetery.One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties, use them and throw them away. Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to lose them, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on one of the graves, and she proceeded to wipe with that.
After the girls took care of business they proceeded to go home. The next day one of the women’s husbands phoned the other husband and said, “Listen, these damn Girls Nights Out are gonna stop! Would you believe my wife came home last night with no panties!”
“Tell me about it,” said the other guy, “Mine came
back with a card stuck to her ass that said, “From all of us at the fire station. We will never forget you!”I’ve found a way to help you save and earn whilst not selling or delivering any product. If interested, drop me an email or PM me to find out how
Life isnt that easy – it’s been very tough but never as tough as what my parents had it…they made alot of sacrifices
when ur 70, your children will be thinking the same thing unless your extremely wealthy and don’t need to make any sacrifices,
Kind Regards,
GeoI’ve found a way to help you save and earn whilst not selling or delivering any product. If interested, drop me an email or PM me to find out how
RIVER WALK
There’s this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. “Yoo-hoo!” she shouts, “How can I get to the other side?” The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, “You ARE on the other side.”
DEAD BMW
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died.
After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She says,> “What’s the story?” He replies, “Just crap in the carburetor” She asks, “How often do I have to do that?”SPEEDING TICKET
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, “I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!”
EXPOSURE
A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right breast hanging out. A policeman approaches her and says, “Ma’am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?” She says,
“Why officer?”
“Because your breast is hanging out,” he says. She looks down and says,
“OH MY GOD, I left the baby on the bus again!”BLONDE ON THE SUN
A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian said,
“We were the first in space!” The American said, “We were the first on the moon!” The Blonde said, “So what? We’re going to be the first on the sun!”
The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads.
“You can’t land on the sun, you idiot! You’ll burn up!” said the Russian.To which the Blonde replied, “We’re not stupid, you know. We’re going at night!”IN A VACUUM
A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question was, “If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?”
She thought for a time and then asked, “Is it on or off?”MAN’S BEST FRIEND>
A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said,
“Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?” “HelOOOooo,” answered the blond.
“They’re watch dogs!”I’ve found a way to help you save and earn whilst not selling or delivering any product. If interested, drop me an email or PM me to find out how
I look at the stars, the stars r beautiful Then I look at you.
I rather look at the stars again.Look at the world as one big chocolate cake.
It would never be complete without few sweets n nuts.
Sweets like ME and nuts like YOU.Good looking people r hard to find.
That’s why u don’t see me often.When u feel sad.
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say, “damn I am really sooo cute” u will overcome ur sadness.
But don’t make this a habit.
Coz liars go to hell!I’ve found a way to help you save and earn whilst not selling or delivering any product. If interested, drop me an email or PM me to find out how
One Sunday morning, a little girl and her mother go to church. Halfway through, the little girl tells her mother she’s going to be sick. Her
mother tells her to go in the bushes behind the church. The girl leaves and comes back after about five minutes. Her mother asks her if she threw up.”Yes,” the girl says. “But I didn’t have to go all the way ’round the back.
There was a box near the front door that said ‘For the Sick.”’
Donations To The PreacherAfter the church service, a little boy told the pastor he was going to give him a lot of money when he grew up.
”Well, thank you,” the pastor replied, ”but why?”
”Because my daddy says you’re one of the poorest preachers we’ve ever had!”I’ve found a way to help you save and earn whilst not selling or delivering any product. If interested, drop me an email or PM me to find out how
Well Blondie – I can’t resist the offer…[biggrin][biggrin][biggrin]
And Rebecca – that’s one great joke I must admit…well, here is the first of many…enjoy[biggrin]
IF A FLY FALLS IN A CUP OF COFFEE
– English : Throws his cup away and walks out.
– American : Takes the insect out and drinks the coffee.
– Chinese : Eats the insect and throws the coffee away.
– Japanese: Drinks the coffee with the insect as it is coming free.
– Palestinian : Sells the coffee to the American and the insect to the
Chinese and gets a new cup of coffee.
– Israeli : Accuses the Palestinian for throwing the insect into his
coffee.
Relates the issue to violence.
Asks the Americans for Military Aid.
Takes a loan from America to buy one more cup of
coffee.I’ve found a way to help you save and earn whilst not selling or delivering any product. If interested, drop me an email or PM me to find out how
Hi to all,
I take my advice back. Sure you can get a car for $5k and a nice one too but not nice enough if you’re going to be a consultant.
When it comes to consultancy, image is everything and it’s what sells you. If you’re doing consultancy or selling something, the first thing your clients will say to themselves is,
“This guy aint successful – look at the car he’s driving. I better not take his advice”
Kind Regards,
Geo.I’ve found a way to help you save and earn whilst not selling or delivering any product. If interested, drop me an email or PM me to find out how
Hi Yack,
If he really wanted +CF that met the 11 second guide, most of the properties that meet this criteria are in country towns – approx. 3 hours out of the CBD.
Don’t get me wrong – you can also create a deal in the CBD or close to it that meets the 11 sec. guide – but this usually means that you have to put down a large deposit or have most of your equity against the investment.
But Ian’s view is also correct – that nowadays, it’s how you create the deal and solve the problem.
Regards,
Geo.I’ve found a way to help you save and earn whilst not selling or delivering any product. If interested, drop me an email or PM me to find out how
You’ll have to go out further and look into country towns
Regards,
Geo.I’ve found a way to help you save and earn whilst not selling or delivering any product. If interested, drop me an email or PM me to find out how
A partnership is good only if you have a sufficient partnership agreement in place.
Regards,
Geo.I’ve found a way to help you save and earn whilst not selling or delivering any product. If interested, drop me an email or PM me to find out how
First – Either way whether theres is insurance or not, if the other party did an illegal, then they should pay for it – whether its from their insurance company or from their pocket.
Second – There are reasonable cars these days for just $5k – look up the Trading Post.
Regards,
Geo.I’ve found a way to help you save and earn whilst not selling or delivering any product. If interested, drop me an email or PM me to find out how
Your question is an open-ended one.
Where do u want to invest? Do you want +CF, Capital Growth or both? Do you wnat to invest in apartments, property (residential or commercial), duplex, townhouses, storage units, caravan parks etc.
How much capital do you have? Do you have any equity or security? Are you investing by yourself or with a partner? What are your financials? Do you know anything about investing? Do you have a Tax structure set up? Do you have a good property accountant and solicitor? Do you have a full-time job or are you self-employed, or part-time employed?
Be more specific please and don’t just say, “I want to invest”
Kind Regards,
Geo.I’ve found a way to help you save and earn whilst not selling or delivering any product. If interested, drop me an email or PM me to find out how
Maybe both of you should team up together.
If you don’t have that much capital, I perceive that you will have much trouble and headache trying to purchase your 1st property…but anything is possible.
Do you have a full-time job? How much capital do you have? Do you have any equity or security you can put up? Do you know a money partner?
To see if a property is over or undervalued, simply get a valuer evaluate it. Then check with the local real-estate agents on the prices of surrounding properties of similar atatus…then check through he agents, councils and on the Net what the median price is for properties in that area.
There are still many properties taht meet the 11 second guide.
Regards,
Geo.I’ve found a way to help you save and earn whilst not selling or delivering any product. If interested, drop me an email or PM me to find out how
Hi Barry,
For some reason, I think It’ll have the same effect as here. Sure prices have gone up slightly over there but the growth period hasn’t come (in my opinion anyway).
Aussies are investing in NZ just as much as US investors are investing over here in Australia. The ratios are approximately the same in regards to investors investing in Australia or NZ. There are still many in NZ who don’t know anything about investing just as there are here. There are many single-parents and many others of differing status who either purchase their own home or cottage house to live in with their children or simply rent – I beleive the ratios to be the same as here and when we have a boom, NZ tends to follow in our cycle – whether it be the boom or bust cycle.
As you’re aware, there are many hard-to-find +CF deals in NZ at the moment and this is where the growth period begins – but all this is another cycle. In the next 3-5 years, when infrastructure in certain towns increases, so too will the rental, thus the +CF increasing.
Regards,
George.I’ve found a way to help you save and earn whilst not selling or delivering any product. If interested, drop me an email or PM me to find out how
Nat R,
Go back and re-read the posts and do yourself some more research on what they’ve done in the past in other countries and how they’ve done here so far.
Then go and research the term ‘pyramid selling’ or ‘pyramid scheme’ on the ACCC and on the Net to understand it properly.
Then read, re-read and understand why they don’t list on the ASX…
You have all your thoughts on ACN mixed up completely.
Geo.
I’ve found a way to help you save and earn whilst not selling or delivering any product. If interested, drop me an email or PM me to find out how
Ive found recently that Storage units tend to return around the 15% or higher mark. 8% is very low…
regards,
Geo.I’ve found a way to help you save and earn whilst not selling or delivering any product. If interested, drop me an email or PM me to find out how
Ive liked,
“I once read that coffee was bad so I stopped reading”
and
“If we’re here on earth to help others, then exactly what are others here for”
I’ve found a way to help you save and earn whilst not selling or delivering any product. If interested, drop me an email or PM me to find out how
this was sent around previously on an email and is in the archives of this site but had the female and male’s the other way around…
I’ve found a way to help you save and earn whilst not selling or delivering any product. If interested, drop me an email or PM me to find out how
I have many favourites for which a few are:
” I have a Dream” – Martin Luther King
“Humans are not creatures of logic but creatures of emotion” – Dale Carnegie
“Better to aim your speak at the moon and strike an eagle than aim it at an eagle and strike only a rock” – forgot the person
regards,
Geo.I’ve found a way to help you save and earn whilst not selling or delivering any product. If interested, drop me an email or PM me to find out how
