To my dear WallFlower,
It appears your personal training has worked like a miracle for me! How can I thank you enough?
Regards,
Gatsby!

My dear WallFlower,
I WAS ONLY JOKING! She wasn’t married,….ummh, I was!
Cheers,
Gatsby!
PS Wallflower. I just received an email from PropertyGuru and he told me he lost my photo and said to email it to him today and he will post it. What I’m wearing in the photo is what I wore the other night at the meeting which you stood me up on. Come to the…[Read more]

G’day Geo,
No worries! I’ll pm you and post on this site when next meeting is. Cheers! ‘Now about that deal?……………
Regards,
Gatsby!

Oh,..yeah! I forgot to tell you wallflower that she was married!
Cheers,
Gatsby!!!!!

‘No more pm’s or emails’? How more of a beacon can I be to you man? Knock it off! You’re destroying the site from property investing to ‘To be, or not to be? That is the question? The answer? GO TO F#@#&*& bed man!! Get a life. Better still take my advice and look up ‘www.houseoftheworthlessmiracle.com.’ My only fear is that you will and such a…[Read more]

No, just jack up those frequent flyer points and as ‘Larry Emder’ say’s ‘Come on Down’. Forget it, I’ll fly the ‘route less flown’ and we can start our own little PI meeting.
That’ll show who’s serious about due dilligence!
Regards,
Gatsby!

Kay,
my mistake, I thought you were in Sydney! I’m in Melbourne! Come to the next meeting?
Regards,
Gatsby!

Darling it was bigger than Ben Hur! Sorry, I thought you may have seen the post for it. Then again, I guess it’s hard to get a flight at last minutes notice!
Cheers,
Gatsby!

What a bummer dude. At least I enjoyed getting my gut. Pity you got yours for free! I’ll stop drinking beer. What’s your excuse?
Gatsby.

One more thing Mr Acronym,
I do night shift and so tonight I’m up as I’m not working. I’ve noticed an interesting trend, you only post insults at night??? Why?? You know full well that defamatory remarks slip through this time of night and will be deleted the next morning? Do you do this so you have an excuse to say ‘Why was my mesage deleted??
Gatsby?

No pm or email necessary here baby! You could have come to the IP meeting tonight that some of us had. In person is never the same? Do you realize that the amount of time you have spent on a little adolescent vendetta could have made you millions in time spent doing what you claim to do best – Mortgage Advice?? Think how many people you could have…[Read more]

Rob,
You never replied to my questions. Are we gonna put our mouths where our beer guts are. I’ve already sent my pic in. Don’t reneg on me now? And for god’s sake please don’t refinance for me either! Keep the commission and I’ll match it!!
Regards,
Gatsby.
PS. So what’s the deal? Are you up for a little wager or not?

Hi Alf,
Can you imagine ‘Hamlet reciting Rocky’? It’s just not the same thing.
Regards,
Gatsby.

Hi all,
‘YES IT’S GOOD OL’ GEORGE (I mean Gatsby!),
Just jumped back on this thread. What I have experienced before and I guess currently must look for in a partner (not ‘like’, because after all, one hasn’t met the person they are describing yet) is this I guess. I don’t know if anyone else here has had this experience before but it seems to hold…[Read more]

KrazyStyler,
Nothing ‘Krazy’ about you my man, just all’STYLE’
Cheers,
Gatsby!

Hi jars11,
Sorry you missed tonight’s meeting. We will be having another one very soon. Keep posted and Krazy styler and I will tell you details of where next meeting will be. Feel free to pm back. DaisyGirl, where are you? We missed you tonight. If you are holding meetings also I/we’d be glad to link up. Geo, where were you?
Cheers,
Gatsby!

Sure is Geo!
Regards,
Gatsby!

My dear Rob,
‘Comments made are of a general nature and should not be construed as advice to any particular individual’. Does that line at the bottom of all your posts ever bubble up inside of you? I’ve just got a couple more financial comments. As an astute mortgage broker, someone such as yourself for example, it’s great to hear that you go out…[Read more]

You can give up. Just don’t wait until someone tells you that they go through a packet a day
when you reply “Hell, I go through 4 lighters a week!”
Cheers,
Gatsby.

Dear Monopoly,

“Shall I compare thee,
To a summers day?… Oh I’m sorry, wrong thread? (whoops!). People aren’t just replying to get their points up!! I’m sure there will be many more compliments to come.
Congratualtions Again!
Regards,
Gatsby!