Hi Hux,
I hope you’re feeling better mate. I was the one with you before the ambo’s arrived. Glad to hear you’re back in the land of the living. You were pretty crook mate. I didn’t know whether to do ‘lamars’ or get the paddles out. “CLEAR ‘BOOM'”. Mouth to mouth was out of the question!
Cheers,
Gatsby!

Hi Mini,
For the spotters fee do you (or bird dogs in general) offer some kind of written report detailing info regarding validated current rental returns, vacancy periods, etc?
Cheers darl,
kind regards,
Gatsby.

LifeX,
You’re so right. It’s like Aesops fable about the Golden Goose. There’s no logic in cutting off the head to kill the need (perceived?) for more eggs? So many people I know borrow money they don’t have, to buy things they don’t ‘NEED’, to impress people they DON’T LIKE!
Cheers,
Gatsby!

Jess,
that’s such a simple yet great analogy you’ve posted. It just seems to make sense, as if it’s innate (the hunter instinct).
Cheers,
Gatsby.

Just finished viewing the 20th anniversary of Scorceses’s ‘Raging Bull’ (1980-2000) and enjoyed the interview with the real Jake La Motta. De Niro in my opinion is probably the best method actor of our time since Brando. The weight gain leaves ‘Renee’ for dead.
Cheers,
Gatsby.
(PS. De Niro fought 8 amateur fights prior to the movie and drove NY…[Read more]

Hi Yack,
I’m seeing him on Friday at work and will find out. I know he has sought legal action but unsure what he intends to do. Will find out and post.
Cheers,
Gatsby!

Hi Shaun,
It’s just that when I read the wording (“You are protecting a lender by not mentioning their name”) it came across to me that one is ‘damned if you do or damned if you don’t?’ I apologize if I have misread your post but when I read Steve’s post I couldn’t see the rational conection in your address. Again, apologies if I have…[Read more]

Also I like the saying ‘No just means you haven’t asked the right question.’ I find it quite true and practical in the job I do. Ali G, I think you are doing a great job mate. The fact you are studying and investing means you ARE there! You are living your dream. Once you pass the finish line ribbon also won’t mean you’ll stop. Like all passionate…[Read more]

Stuart,
how the hell can you criticise someone for not disclosing someone who they believe to be shonky and not in the best interests of forumites? Good professional ethics protects people, it doesn’t require advertising sharks?
Cheers,
Gatsby!

I agree to all the above regarding women. Some people say I’m sexist but this couldn’t be further from the truth. Women are great, everyone should own one! Now if I could just find the receipt,…ergh, I mean the phone no. of my last girlfriend,….?
Cheers,
Gatsby!

Hi Ali G,
You’re accomplishing more in your life than all of your critics combined! Congratulations. As to Sis’ post you may want to check Kiyosaki’s book ‘If You Want To Be Rich And Happy Don’t Go To School’. Keep studying though and keep investing. Then you’ll have the best of both educations. Ignore the good/bad intended critics. They all have…[Read more]

Cheers Steve!,
I’m still trying to ‘push the elephant out of my mind, one rep at a time’.
Congratulations on the book launch mate!
Kind regards,
Gatsby.

Agile,
At the end of the party he offered me a coffee and I took a look at his lack of opposable thumbs and declined on the coffee. I didn’t want to be awake any longer with this guy!
Cheers,
Gatsby!

Hi Trisha,
apparently 6 foot under. That’s the nature of the beast suffering from bipolar disorder.
Cheers,
Gatsby.

Heat, Light and ergh,…evolution? One Christian said to me at a party once that the world is 12000 years old! I asked him how he came to that figure? I was told that he added up all the ages of everyone in the Bible since Adam and Eve and it’s roughly 12000 years. I then asked him if I could ask him a question. He said sure, fine. I asked him if…[Read more]

Dear emcdonald,
I think the most unfair thing about life is it’s all back to front! Don’t you think life would be better if we ended as kids? I mean life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death! What’s that supposed to be? A bonus? I think the whole life cycle is all back to front! You should die…[Read more]

…Also my friend has a child named Dennis who’s a midget. But he’s not a midget. He’s a midget dwarf! He’s the guy who poses for all those trophies!
Cheers,
Gatsby.

Dear emcdonald,
I just found a diary I kept from when I was a baby.
Day 1. Still tired from the move.
Day 2. Everybody talks to me like I’m an idiot?
Day 3. I realised that from day one to day three my age had tripled! If this keeps up, by the time I’m 6 I’ll be 90!
Cheers,
Gatsby.

I agree Brenda,
1. I don’t have a microwave. I have a microwave fireplace. When I get home I lay down in front of the fireplace for 3 minutes.
2. I press redial on my mobile phone now and it has a nervous breakdown.
3. Sometimes people can’t hear me because sometimes I’m in parenthesis.
4. I went and bought some batteries, but they weren’t…[Read more]

Kids are a lot smarter than us you know. You’ve got to give them that. I don’t know one child with a full time job and kids! I went to see ‘Dodge Ball’ last night. I asked the lady behind the counter how much are tickets? She said $14 for adults and $7.50 for kids. I said ‘fine, give me 2 boys and a girl’.
Cheers,
Gatsby.