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  • Profile photo of Brisbane 04Brisbane 04
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    > Subject: Jim & Gwen
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>Jim and Gwen were both patients in a mental hospital.
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim
    >>>suddenly jumped into the deep end.
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.
    >>>
    >>>Gwen promptly jumped in to save him.
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>She swam to the bottom, pulled Jim out and took him to his room.
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>When the hospital director became aware of Gewn;s heroic act, she
    >>>immediately ordered that Gewn be discharged from the hospital because
    >>>she now considered Gwen to be mentally stable.
    >>>
    >>>She went to Gwen and said,
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>”I have some good news and some bad news.
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>The good news is that you’re being discharged because you responded
    >>>so rationally to a crisis.
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>By jumping in the pool to save the life of another patient, you
    >>>displayed sound mindedness.
    >>>
    >>>The bad news is that Jim, the patient you saved, hanged himself in
    >>>his bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him.
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>I am so sorry, but he’s dead.”
    >>>
    >>>Gwen replied,
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>”He didn’t hang himself, I hung him up there to dry.
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>How soon can I go home?”
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>

    There are 3 types of people:1. People who make things happen.
    2. People who watch what happens.
    3. People who wondered what happened.

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    Boy, you’re full of them tonight aren’t you? My hubby & and my Dad are gonna love these!
    Keep up the happy mood,
    Shellby

    Profile photo of Brisbane 04Brisbane 04
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    Thanks,
    Cant help myself.Martin

    There are 3 types of people:1. People who make things happen.
    2. People who watch what happens.
    3. People who wondered what happened.

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