A cute little old lady goes to the doctor and says,
“Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really
doesn’t bother me too much. It never smells and is
always silent. As a matter of fact I’ve farted at
least 10 times since I’ve been here in your office.
You didn’t know I was farting because it doesn’t smell
and is silent.”The doctor says,
“I see. Take these pills and come back to see me next
week”.The next week the lady returns.
“Doctor,” she says, “I don’t know what the heck you
gave me, but now my farts, although still silent,
stink terribly”.“Good,” the doctor said. “Now that we’ve cleared up
your sinuses, let’s work on your hearing.”‘Eat rich food, barbeque a yuppie’ [greedy]
good one rugby – i like that…
“If You never never ask, you’ll never never know”
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