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    Marriage is a 2 way street…its 50/50 down the middle.

    Whats good for the goose is good for the gander.

    Never leave the house unless you are wearing clean underwear.

    Dont take for granted those around you, for family and friends are gifts not possesions.

    She also taught me that no matter how old you get..or how tall you grow….or how much attitude you think you have…..your never to old for her to slap you!! LOL

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    Pinky… she didnt tell me that !!.

    I got “if you ever hurt my grandchild i will find you …” LOL [:D]

    Regards,
    Arty.

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    “Why work to the age where you cant enjoy
    what you have worked for !.” (Author: Me)

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    Hi Pinky, Arty

    Grandmas’ power is like a tea bag. You don’t know how strong it is until you put it in hot water.

    I bought for my grandson a T-shirt with something like “Don’t even think of pushing me around until you see my grandma” printed on it.

    [:)]

    Huey

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    this was actually my girlfriends grandpa who told me this but it cracked me up so good…

    i asked him a question about how he could have been married for 60 years.

    he said you just have to remember 2 phrases

    1. Yes
    2. Yes dear

    i thought it was funny

    [;)] Powmow [;)]

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    My husband always “used” to say (he knows better now) “We have a perfect partnership, I make the money and she spends it”

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    Powmow, reminds me of the other husband & wife rule.

    1.Wife is always right….
    2.If at anytime in doubt, refer to rule 1…..

    [:P]

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    This isn’t from anyone I know it is a joke but along the same theme.

    A dietitian was once addressing a large audience in Sydney.

    The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago.

    Red meat is awful.

    Soft drinks erode your stomach lining.

    Chinese food is loaded with MSG.

    And none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the chemicals in our drinking water.

    But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have, or will, eat it.

    Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?

    A 75-year-old man in the front row stood up and said,

    “Wedding cake.”

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    camviv LMAO [:D][:D][:D]

    Somedays you think its better to go back to drinking water and eating bread…LOL with all the chemicals, cancer causing food, manufactured meat(200 cow bits per Macca Patty!!!), etc you dont know what your eating… [:P][xx(][xx(]

    We have stopped eating at Maccas since we saw a show on TV about the meat processing… [xx(]

    Regards,
    Arty.

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    “Why work to the age where you cant enjoy
    what you have worked for !.” (Author: Me)

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